1 00:00:03,831 --> 00:00:08,456 [birds twittering] 2 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:13,116 [brook babbling] 3 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:28,269 [ethereal flute music] 4 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:36,889 [pleasant orchestral music] 5 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,036 - Oh, that's beautiful, Gregory, beautiful. 6 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,314 Slowly in, slowly. 7 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:48,280 That's fine. 8 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,661 Keep your hands up, darling. 9 00:01:49,661 --> 00:01:50,800 That's lovely. 10 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,112 Yes, keep on the head, Gregory. 11 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,182 Slowly pan down. 12 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:54,735 Splendid. 13 00:01:54,735 --> 00:01:56,530 Now, how about the hands on the hips, darling, eh? 14 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:58,911 Oh, that's very good, baby. 15 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,844 Now, how about just a little smile to the camera? 16 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:02,260 Oh, that's beautiful. 17 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:03,123 Come around, baby. 18 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,814 Don't be shy. 19 00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:05,608 That's nice. 20 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:06,678 Now, to the right. 21 00:02:06,678 --> 00:02:08,852 Yes, yes, now to the left. 22 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:11,061 Oh, very good. 23 00:02:11,061 --> 00:02:12,580 I should explain that this sequence 24 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,480 has nothing to do with the film you are about to see, 25 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,689 unless, of course, you call being a peeping Tom 26 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:21,589 one of ... 27 00:02:26,076 --> 00:02:27,354 which it isn't. 28 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:29,839 It's just that this young lady happens to be 29 00:02:29,839 --> 00:02:32,600 a close personal friend of mine and I promised 30 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,568 to get her into pictures. 31 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:37,950 I'll see you back in the dressing room, baby. 32 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,298 All right, Gregory. 33 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:43,922 Let us look at the opening credits. 34 00:02:46,027 --> 00:02:48,996 [glass breaking] 35 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:50,722 Idiot. 36 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:51,792 Okay, Arnold. 37 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:55,485 Roll 'em. 38 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:59,558 Uh-huh. Mm-hm. 39 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:02,078 What are those numbers doing up there? 40 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:04,184 Arnold, keep your mind on your work. 41 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:08,671 [raucous ragtime music] 42 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:14,470 Now what's going on? 43 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:17,300 Arnold, stop living in the past. 44 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:21,580 [raucous ragtime music] 45 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:28,794 Oh, no. 46 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:30,279 No, not again. 47 00:03:30,279 --> 00:03:32,557 Arnold, stop showing your home movies. 48 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:36,595 [raucous ragtime music] 49 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:47,434 Arnold. 50 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:50,575 Right, Arnold, let us show them the first scene. 51 00:03:50,575 --> 00:03:54,682 And it's not that one. 52 00:03:57,478 --> 00:04:02,449 [ragtime musical flourish] 53 00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:14,184 [jazzy piano music] 54 00:04:14,184 --> 00:04:17,843 - Clayton. 55 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:23,711 - Good morning, Mr. Elsinore. 56 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:31,374 [jazzy rock music] 57 00:04:42,212 --> 00:04:45,664 - Clayton, give me a cigarette. 58 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:48,805 - Help yourself, Sir. 59 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:50,773 - I don't know how you smoke these things. 60 00:04:50,773 --> 00:04:54,570 - Sorry, Sir. 61 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:10,413 - Clayton? 62 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:27,672 - Can I fill you up, Sir? 63 00:05:27,672 --> 00:05:29,294 - No, a packet of tissues, please. 64 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:33,333 - Packet of tissues? 65 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,542 - Yes. 66 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:38,717 - Right, then. 67 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:56,425 - Thank you very much. 68 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:17,480 - Thank you for your custom. 69 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,759 Do call again. 70 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:31,011 [jazzy rock music] 71 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,746 - I embarrassed you there, didn't I, Clayton? 72 00:06:41,746 --> 00:06:42,712 - No, no, Sir. 73 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:43,403 - What? 74 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,058 - Yes, Sir. 75 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:45,543 - Quite. 76 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,889 Which is why I'm the man in the back of the Daimler 77 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:48,615 and you are driving it. 78 00:06:48,615 --> 00:06:50,340 - Ah, but money isn't everything, Sir. 79 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:52,895 You see, what I always say is we're all given-- 80 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:57,589 [jazzy rock music] 81 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,058 - I don't know what you were talking about 82 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:19,646 behind that glass plate of yours, Clayton. 83 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:22,925 One thing I'm sure of, it was wrong. 84 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:24,133 Money isn't everything? 85 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:25,721 Let me tell you something, Clayton. 86 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:27,239 Everything comes to he who takes, 87 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:31,623 not he who waits. 88 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,523 Talking about waiting, 89 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:35,696 I'm going to the office, now. 90 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:36,939 You'll wait here. 91 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:38,941 I'll be going to the city shortly. 92 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:39,597 Understand? 93 00:07:39,597 --> 00:07:42,323 - Yes, Sir. 94 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:43,842 Oh. 95 00:07:43,842 --> 00:07:47,121 - Just a moment. 96 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:49,020 What do you think you're doing? 97 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:52,817 - There's a fifty-pence piece there, Sir. 98 00:07:52,817 --> 00:07:55,958 It's gone down the drain, Sir. 99 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:58,754 Well, it wasn't ours, was it? 100 00:07:58,754 --> 00:07:59,789 - It certainly wasn't ours. 101 00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:02,240 It was mine and you've lost it. 102 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,310 It's your fault. 103 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,829 - No, Sir-- 104 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:05,830 - If you hadn't tried to steal it from me in the first place 105 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:06,486 it wouldn't have gone down there. 106 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,728 - I didn't-- 107 00:08:07,728 --> 00:08:08,660 - You've lost my fifty-pence piece. 108 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,491 - No, you see, you've got-- 109 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,390 - I don't want your fifty-pence piece. 110 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:17,117 I want my fifty-pence piece. 111 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:19,050 - Well, what can I do, Sir? 112 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,845 - If you want to impress me with your capabilities, 113 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:22,674 you'll get it for me. 114 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:25,090 - Mr. Elsinore, I shall get that fifty-pence piece 115 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,610 even if I have to dig up half of London to do it. 116 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:31,476 - Good lad, Clayton. 117 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:39,415 [jazzy rock music] 118 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,532 - Here, do you reckon he's having a faint? 119 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,948 - No, he's probably a student. 120 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:57,537 - What do you reckon he's partying? 121 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,643 [giggling] 122 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:07,339 [jazzy rock music] 123 00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:40,165 - May I? 124 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:43,583 - Well, I-- 125 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,589 I don't think this is gonna work. 126 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,107 - Well, it don't matter anyway. 127 00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:55,111 Half the fun of fishing is just sitting there, isn't it? 128 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:56,216 - I can't wait about. 129 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:59,599 I'll have to get down there. 130 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:05,605 [jazzy rock music] 131 00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:23,346 [suspenseful music] 132 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,843 Help. 133 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:39,708 [splashing] 134 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,656 [sloshing] 135 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:06,873 ♪ When I'm calling you 136 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:10,635 ♪ Ooo ooo ooo 137 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,401 - That's not funny anymore. 138 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:20,369 That could have made me slip, that could. 139 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:22,509 You know what that means in our business. 140 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:23,303 - Right. 141 00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,167 You keep your gear on. 142 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:28,377 ♪ When I'm calling you 143 00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:32,692 ♪ Ooo Ooo Ooo 144 00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:39,940 - Have you got permission to fish down that drain? 145 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,355 - A fellow lost some money down there. 146 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,563 - Where is he then? 147 00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:44,117 - He's gone down after it. 148 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:45,981 - Are you pulling my leg? 149 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:47,016 - I wouldn't mind. 150 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:49,674 [chuckling] 151 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:53,333 - No one down there. 152 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:57,578 [sloshing] 153 00:11:58,821 --> 00:11:59,960 - Look here. 154 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,204 I've got a strike. 155 00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:03,895 - Hey. 156 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,138 - There is someone down there. 157 00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:07,243 - Hey, hey. 158 00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:10,453 - What's going on here? 159 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,939 - [Clayton] Hey. 160 00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:15,010 Oh. 161 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,567 - Who are you, then? 162 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,810 - I'm a chauffeur. 163 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,535 - You haven't got your car down here? 164 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,605 - No, I haven't. 165 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:25,399 - Oh. 166 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:26,573 That's all right then, 167 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,505 because driving's not allowed down here. 168 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:29,472 - I'm caught on this fish hook. 169 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,164 - Fishing's not allowed either. 170 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:33,580 Here, what's your bleeding game up there? 171 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,581 - Language, language. 172 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,410 There are ladies up here. 173 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:40,276 - Where? 174 00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:42,278 - If you can see my buttons gleaming down there, 175 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:44,833 you'll know that you're talking to a WPC. 176 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,593 - A Well-Protected Crotch? 177 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:50,114 [chuckling] 178 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,978 They've got no jurisdiction down here. 179 00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:53,462 - [Policewoman] Can you hear me down there? 180 00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,464 - Shall we sharp-bandy words with the likes of her? 181 00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:56,741 - No. 182 00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:58,329 Would you just get this fish hook? 183 00:12:58,329 --> 00:12:59,882 - Come down here, telling us how to run our sewers. 184 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,470 - Can you hear me down there? 185 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,782 Hello? 186 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,960 Don't you walk away from me. 187 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,514 Hello? 188 00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:16,692 You won't escape from me, you know. 189 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:19,764 Hello? 190 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:25,666 [sloshing] 191 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,095 - What was it you lost again? 192 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,475 - A fifty-pence piece. 193 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:42,925 - In a tin can? 194 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:43,926 - In a tin can. 195 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,203 - Down that hold back there? 196 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:46,515 - Yes. 197 00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:47,965 That hole back there. 198 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:48,828 - Right. 199 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,105 Now, let's see. 200 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:52,728 You got your main flow running East. 201 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:57,595 Now, that's deflected by the inlet from the West End. 202 00:13:57,595 --> 00:14:01,461 Very nasty area, that West End. 203 00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:04,153 Let me see. 204 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:05,396 - What are you doing? 205 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:06,880 - Testing the warm air currents. 206 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,158 We've got a lot of warm air currents through here. 207 00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:13,300 All the warm air comes through in here. 208 00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:18,340 We've got about a three-knot flow. 209 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:21,653 Should be well up your North Passage by now. 210 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,692 Up there. 211 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,144 You can't miss it. 212 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,179 - Help. 213 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,353 [splashing] 214 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,149 - Oh, you did. 215 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:40,362 [suspenseful music] 216 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:54,100 - Here, what do you reckon he does with 217 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,618 the fish he catches? 218 00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,897 - I reckon he throws 'em back. 219 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,658 - Thank God for that. 220 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:06,284 [suspenseful music] 221 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:09,598 [giggling] 222 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:13,498 [gasping] 223 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,983 - If I'd known you were so lovely, 224 00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:16,674 I'd have never shouted at you. 225 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:19,539 - Oh, you startled me. 226 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:24,061 - I think I've got something. 227 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:26,718 - You filthy beast. 228 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,927 - What? 229 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,617 - Think you can do what you please? 230 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:30,101 [screaming] 231 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:35,106 - You're not even safe in a sewer nowadays. 232 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,731 - North Passage. 233 00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,562 Mr. Elsinore? 234 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,184 I've found it. 235 00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:46,600 Mr. Elsinore? 236 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,843 [screaming] 237 00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:50,708 [splashing] 238 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,610 - Thank you. 239 00:15:56,610 --> 00:16:00,131 Not a bad day. 240 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,792 - Anyone seen a chauffeur? 241 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,173 - I think he went down that way. 242 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:10,521 - Bloody fool. 243 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:16,492 [jazzy rock music] 244 00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:29,229 Clayton? Clayton? 245 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,059 - Mr. Elsinore, I found it. 246 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:34,959 - Good, because you're fired. 247 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,512 - But I found it, Mr. Elsinore. 248 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,204 I found it. 249 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,551 Mr. Elsinore? I found it. 250 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,967 Mr. Elsinore, there's a-- 251 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:46,936 Mr. Elsinore? 252 00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:49,456 [screaming] 253 00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,528 [splashing] 254 00:16:57,361 --> 00:17:01,606 I found it, Mr. Elsinore. 255 00:17:06,128 --> 00:17:10,581 [jazzy rock music] 256 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:21,592 - I'm trying to make a picture and 257 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:23,663 I'm getting no co-operation and no collaboration 258 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:24,940 of any kind. 259 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,459 Suddenly, everyone has disappeared. 260 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:27,632 They're all expecting me to do this 261 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,427 whole thing on my own. 262 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,498 For heaven's sake, where is everybody? 263 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:35,330 Why can't I get any help, or even assistance? 264 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:40,024 Where has everybody got to, for heaven's sake? 265 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:42,337 - [Gregory] Envy, Scene One, Take One. 266 00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:43,269 [snapping] 267 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:46,651 [screaming] 268 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:54,590 - That's it. 269 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,247 That's the house I want. 270 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,146 I've always envied that house. 271 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,561 When I used to walk past it, 272 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:02,667 I used to think how lovely to live there. 273 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,290 - I don't think that one's for sale. 274 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,739 - Well, make them an offer. 275 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:07,465 You won't know until you've made them an offer. 276 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,536 Besides, who was it that stuck the pin 277 00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:11,400 in the football coupon? 278 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,884 - You, love. 279 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,576 - And who was it who come up with 250,000 pounds 280 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,371 first dividend? 281 00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:17,165 - You, love. 282 00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,097 - Right. 283 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,029 Well, that's the house I want. 284 00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:21,790 - [Stanley] But what shall I say to them? 285 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,032 - [Mildred] How do I know? 286 00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:24,310 You're the one who's got all the chat, 287 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,105 you and your amateur dramatics. 288 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,036 - [Stanley] Operatics. 289 00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:28,176 - [Mildred] It's all the same. 290 00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,005 And don't talk common. 291 00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,455 Do your posh voice, 292 00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:34,527 the one you done in The Student Prince. 293 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:39,152 [bells jingling] 294 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,360 - It's all right, dear. 295 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,501 I'll go. 296 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:46,332 - Have you ever thought of moving? 297 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:47,126 - Moving? 298 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,196 - Yes, moving. 299 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,680 - Moving what? 300 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,199 - Well, there's some lovely houses in this area, no? 301 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,683 Look at this one. 302 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:55,962 Six beds, four receps, oil-fired central heating. 303 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,170 This one. 304 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,482 Eight beds, two baths, two receps. 305 00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,586 - Thank you, not today. 306 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:00,518 - All right then. 307 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:01,795 Sell this one, then look around. 308 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,556 - No, not today. 309 00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,005 - I'll give you a good price, you know. 310 00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,835 35,000 pounds. 311 00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:08,043 - Good of you to call. 312 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,563 Good day. 313 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:13,911 - 37,000. 314 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,119 - Who was that at the door, dear? 315 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,777 - Sort of a traveling estate agent. 316 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:19,192 He was selling houses. 317 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,125 - You didn't buy one I hope. 318 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,989 - Oh, no. Never. 319 00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:25,440 - Doesn't do to buy things from people at the door. 320 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,442 Look at the brushes I bought. 321 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:31,480 - 38,000. 322 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,483 - I saw Mr. Parker today. 323 00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:35,450 - How is he? 324 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,176 - 38,000 cash. 325 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,522 I can make out a check now. 326 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:39,316 I've got the checkbook. 327 00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:40,558 Look. 328 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,146 - He said his leg was much better. 329 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,043 - Good. 330 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:43,975 - All right, then 331 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,668 40,000. 332 00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:51,638 - You know, we haven't had a rummage in the attic for ages. 333 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:52,915 - No, we have. 334 00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:53,709 Let's. 335 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,021 - Yes. 336 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,437 - You can have it all in fivers. 337 00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:59,059 We've got plenty of cash. 338 00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:02,201 My wife's not short of a bob or two. 339 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,445 I made them an offer. 340 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:06,653 They're thinking about it. 341 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,620 - About three minutes. 342 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,862 How long do they want? 343 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,209 Get back in. 344 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,557 - Right, love. 345 00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:22,600 [bells jingling] 346 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:29,504 Have you decided yet? 347 00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:40,446 [playfully suspenseful music] 348 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:57,739 [knocking] 349 00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:03,641 Hello? Hello? 350 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:09,544 I did knock, but nobody answered. 351 00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:16,136 Hello? Hello? Hello? 352 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,040 Do you mind if I have a look around? 353 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,596 I say, do you mind if I have a look around? 354 00:21:29,943 --> 00:21:33,982 Yoo-hoo. 355 00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:38,158 I say. 356 00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:40,022 Hello? 357 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,646 Have you made up your mind yet? 358 00:21:42,646 --> 00:21:43,612 I'm sorry. 359 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:46,339 I didn't know you were in there. 360 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,651 There's a house going on the river 361 00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:52,483 for 35,000 and it's got two more rooms. 362 00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:54,727 - Darling, you really must lock this door. 363 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,038 Anybody might come in on you. 364 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:59,559 Strangers, or anybody. 365 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,497 - If you want more time to think about it, say so. 366 00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:09,431 I've made her an offer. 367 00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:12,054 She's thinking about it. 368 00:22:12,054 --> 00:22:15,506 I'll be in touch, then. 369 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,098 I'll be in touch. 370 00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:31,039 I say, if I come back in half an hour, 371 00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:33,421 could you let me-- 372 00:22:51,784 --> 00:22:53,544 - Are they letting us have it? 373 00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:54,925 - They didn't say. 374 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:58,031 - Well, go back and ask them. 375 00:22:58,031 --> 00:23:01,449 - Go back and ask them? 376 00:23:05,349 --> 00:23:09,491 Are you going to let us have it? 377 00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:24,403 - Well? Are they selling? 378 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,474 - I don't think so. 379 00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:28,441 - Oh, yes they are. 380 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,960 - We can't make them, you know. 381 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,411 - [Mildred] Of course we can. 382 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,343 - How? 383 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:38,486 - Subterfuge. 384 00:23:39,659 --> 00:23:44,561 [suspenseful music] 385 00:23:58,747 --> 00:24:02,268 [upbeat orchestral music] 386 00:24:02,268 --> 00:24:06,479 [bells jingling] 387 00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:11,829 - Resident's Association. 388 00:24:11,829 --> 00:24:15,454 [chuckling] 389 00:24:17,697 --> 00:24:19,803 I wonder if you could sign this, old man? 390 00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:22,081 It's a petition about the new airport. 391 00:24:22,081 --> 00:24:22,909 - Airport? 392 00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:24,186 - Yes. 393 00:24:24,186 --> 00:24:25,429 They'll be taking off right over your heads. 394 00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:26,810 They've all signed, all the neighborhood. 395 00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:28,018 - But, why--? 396 00:24:28,018 --> 00:24:29,778 - Because of the hideous-- 397 00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:34,058 [clocks chiming all at once] 398 00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,543 the noise. 399 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,648 - I'm sorry, I can't quite hear you. 400 00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:39,063 - It will be deafening. 401 00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:39,892 - What will? 402 00:24:39,892 --> 00:24:41,549 - The noise. 403 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,036 - What noise? 404 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:47,520 [clock chiming stops] 405 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,625 - The airplanes. 406 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,867 - What airplanes? 407 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:52,042 - The airplanes at the new airport they're 408 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,768 building up the road. 409 00:24:53,768 --> 00:24:54,941 - Are they building it up the road? 410 00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:55,873 - Oh, yes. 411 00:24:55,873 --> 00:24:59,049 - Then certainly I'll sign. 412 00:24:59,049 --> 00:25:03,985 Oh, you don't know the favor you're doing me. 413 00:25:05,193 --> 00:25:07,471 It will be a boon, won't it? 414 00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:09,887 Save all that dreadful journey out to Heathrow. 415 00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:13,477 Splendid, splendid. 416 00:25:32,496 --> 00:25:33,704 - Good morning. 417 00:25:33,704 --> 00:25:36,155 - Just check it over and sign there, would you? 418 00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:37,605 Just to say you've had it. 419 00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,227 - I haven't had it yet. 420 00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:40,815 - You're going to have it right now. 421 00:25:40,815 --> 00:25:41,574 - Am I? 422 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:44,853 - Aye. And here it is. 423 00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:46,821 - What am I supposed to do with it? 424 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:48,132 - Fire it, of course. 425 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,824 That's your distress rocket, 426 00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:52,447 and here's your rubber dinghy. 427 00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:53,448 Hello? 428 00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:55,036 Oh, there you are. 429 00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:57,728 Issued to everybody in case of danger. 430 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,247 - I'm not in danger, am I? 431 00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:01,318 - If that new embankment goes, 432 00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:03,458 you'll be 40 feet underwater. 433 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:04,252 [chuckling] 434 00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:05,218 But not to worry. 435 00:26:05,218 --> 00:26:06,047 You'll have two minutes warning. 436 00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:07,117 - Only two minutes? 437 00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:10,085 - Well, thirty seconds really, 438 00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:11,949 but we don't want to panic people, do we? 439 00:26:11,949 --> 00:26:12,812 - No. 440 00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:13,606 - That's the idea. 441 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:16,367 Here's your life belt. 442 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,024 You'd better put it on straight away. 443 00:26:18,024 --> 00:26:19,232 - Do I have to wear it? 444 00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:20,509 - Night and day. 445 00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:21,856 - Next to my skin? 446 00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:24,583 - Anyway you like. 447 00:26:35,248 --> 00:26:38,010 - It's not very pretty, is it? 448 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:41,013 Well, have I got everything? 449 00:26:41,013 --> 00:26:43,118 - I suppose you have, really. 450 00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:45,327 [chuckling] 451 00:26:49,504 --> 00:26:51,437 - Where would you like me to put this, dear? 452 00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,197 - You put it where you like, darling. 453 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:56,615 What's this cord you've got hanging down here? 454 00:26:56,615 --> 00:27:00,446 [hissing] 455 00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:05,347 I think you'll have to stop rubbing that cream on, darling. 456 00:27:23,331 --> 00:27:28,336 [calypso music] 457 00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:47,355 - Hello there, mon. 458 00:27:47,355 --> 00:27:49,219 I'm your new next-door neighbor. 459 00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:50,461 - Oh. 460 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,704 - Yes, just moved in with the family. 461 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:52,671 The wife's family, the cousin's family and 462 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,982 the two brother-in-law's family. 463 00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,674 All 22 just moved in. 464 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,054 - 22 people? 465 00:27:57,054 --> 00:27:58,642 - No, 22 families. 466 00:27:58,642 --> 00:27:59,850 And now we're all going to open a 467 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,369 Caribbean calypso club next door. 468 00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:02,404 So, anytime you want any of that old 469 00:28:02,404 --> 00:28:03,509 West Indian music, mon, 470 00:28:03,509 --> 00:28:04,579 just come along in there. 471 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:06,374 Oh, mon, that music. 472 00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:09,860 - Excuse my asking, but you are colored, aren't you? 473 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:10,827 - Of course, definitely. 474 00:28:10,827 --> 00:28:13,519 - Splendid. 475 00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,417 Because I believe you people are the only ones 476 00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:17,523 who can make that kind of music. 477 00:28:17,523 --> 00:28:20,215 I could listen to it all night. 478 00:28:20,215 --> 00:28:24,530 [calypso music] 479 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:35,921 - I must say, I think they've done a good job. 480 00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:37,508 - I should hope so. 481 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:41,409 It cost enough. 482 00:28:50,936 --> 00:28:53,179 - Just delivering your newspaper. 483 00:28:53,179 --> 00:28:55,734 - You're the man who offered us 40,000 for the house. 484 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,218 - Yes, Sir, I am, 485 00:28:57,218 --> 00:28:58,012 but I do a newspaper round on the side, you see. 486 00:28:58,012 --> 00:28:59,392 It all helps out. 487 00:28:59,392 --> 00:29:00,808 - Good morning. 488 00:29:00,808 --> 00:29:02,257 - Oh, I say. 489 00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:03,603 - Bad news? 490 00:29:03,603 --> 00:29:06,296 - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. 491 00:29:06,296 --> 00:29:07,469 - Something wrong then? 492 00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:11,232 - Good heavens. 493 00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:13,717 It will come straight through here then. 494 00:29:13,717 --> 00:29:14,925 - Yes. 495 00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:17,307 All this stuff will be coming down. 496 00:29:17,307 --> 00:29:20,206 - Yes. 497 00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:23,865 I suppose you wouldn't still be--? 498 00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,418 - I might be. 499 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:26,834 It's only the land they're after, you see. 500 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:27,904 - Oh, oh. 501 00:29:27,904 --> 00:29:29,837 [laughing] 502 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,753 - Well, it's all yours. 503 00:29:49,753 --> 00:29:51,134 - I knew we'd get it. 504 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,791 I just knew. 505 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,585 - Yes. 506 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:55,966 Oh, by the way. 507 00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:57,554 They were right about the road. 508 00:29:57,554 --> 00:29:58,244 - Oh, yes? 509 00:29:58,244 --> 00:29:59,487 - Oh, yes. 510 00:29:59,487 --> 00:30:02,697 [dramatic music] 511 00:30:02,697 --> 00:30:03,525 Ready, darling? 512 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:06,528 - Yes, sweetheart. 513 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,845 [dramatic music] 514 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:15,572 - Take that thing away. 515 00:30:15,572 --> 00:30:17,505 No, no. 516 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:19,645 Find one for yourself. 517 00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:23,166 Ten? 518 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,512 No, I guess not. 519 00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:28,585 Get back, get back. 520 00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:34,280 - [Director] Beautiful, darling. Beautiful. 521 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,180 I will make you an underwater star, my liebchen. 522 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:40,321 Now, just wave your tentacles to show that you love him. 523 00:30:40,321 --> 00:30:42,426 Oh, that's fantastic. 524 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,566 You don't have to overplay, baby. 525 00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:47,397 What happened to the lights? 526 00:30:47,397 --> 00:30:51,711 [suspenseful music] 527 00:31:04,414 --> 00:31:09,419 [pleasant orchestral music] 528 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,567 - That's the one I want. 529 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,361 - Are you quite sure? 530 00:31:20,361 --> 00:31:21,258 - Positive. 531 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:22,225 - I have others. 532 00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:24,710 - No, that's the one I want. 533 00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:26,815 - Well, you're the one who's paying. 534 00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:30,578 Jean? 535 00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:37,240 Is that what you had in mind? 536 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,932 - That's exactly what I had in mind. 537 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,623 - Right. Bob? 538 00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:44,626 - Beautiful, baby, beautiful. 539 00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:46,283 [shutter clicking] 540 00:31:53,842 --> 00:31:56,673 - And in our Spring campaign for Slimmo Biscuits, 541 00:31:56,673 --> 00:32:00,539 we can't over-emphasize the perils of over-eating. 542 00:32:00,539 --> 00:32:05,061 We must also think thin and fight fat that is fatal 543 00:32:05,061 --> 00:32:07,235 with Slimmo Biscuits. 544 00:32:07,235 --> 00:32:10,135 Sign for it on behalf Slimmo Biscuits, 545 00:32:10,135 --> 00:32:13,172 Stockholm, AB, Richard Clements, advertising manager. 546 00:32:13,172 --> 00:32:14,277 - How many copies? 547 00:32:14,277 --> 00:32:17,590 - To all departments. 548 00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:22,078 - You really believe in our product, 549 00:32:22,078 --> 00:32:23,596 don't you, Mr. Clements? 550 00:32:23,596 --> 00:32:26,599 - Miss Johnson, how could a man sell a product 551 00:32:26,599 --> 00:32:30,189 unless he believes in it with all his heart? 552 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:35,194 Eight Slimmo Biscuits a day and you'll have 553 00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:39,543 no desire for any other food. 554 00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:49,312 [upbeat jazzy rock music] 555 00:32:57,251 --> 00:33:00,599 [knocking] 556 00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:02,739 - You did say all departments? 557 00:33:02,739 --> 00:33:07,744 You really do love those biscuits, don't you? 558 00:33:10,402 --> 00:33:15,441 [upbeat jazzy rock music] 559 00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:24,623 [knocking] 560 00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:28,006 - What is it? 561 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,317 - Miss Benson just rang down. 562 00:33:29,317 --> 00:33:31,733 She'll be coming to see you in five minutes. 563 00:33:31,733 --> 00:33:34,529 - Thank you. 564 00:33:47,335 --> 00:33:52,375 [slow jazzy music] 565 00:34:01,349 --> 00:34:06,354 [upbeat jazzy music] 566 00:35:11,937 --> 00:35:15,492 [knocking] 567 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:19,979 - Come in. 568 00:35:19,979 --> 00:35:24,122 [slow sultry music] 569 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,779 - Can you spare me a few moments? 570 00:35:26,779 --> 00:35:30,818 - Yeah, yeah of course. 571 00:35:30,818 --> 00:35:32,992 - You sure I'm not disturbing you? 572 00:35:32,992 --> 00:35:34,097 - No, no. 573 00:35:34,097 --> 00:35:35,788 No, not at all. 574 00:35:35,788 --> 00:35:37,549 - Uh-uh. 575 00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:39,206 I realized we never had the chance 576 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,898 to discuss the new campaign properly. 577 00:35:41,898 --> 00:35:44,314 - Well, I suppose we could. 578 00:35:44,314 --> 00:35:46,282 - It's so difficult with all the distractions 579 00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:47,490 in the office. 580 00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:49,043 - Yes, it is. 581 00:35:49,043 --> 00:35:51,528 - If you would care to come to my apartment one evening, 582 00:35:51,528 --> 00:35:54,428 we might have a better chance. 583 00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:55,360 - Yes. 584 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,292 We might. 585 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,086 - And also, we might have-- 586 00:35:58,086 --> 00:36:00,882 and now I am going to suggest 587 00:36:00,882 --> 00:36:04,092 something rather naughty. 588 00:36:04,092 --> 00:36:06,060 - Oh? 589 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:11,065 - Braised duckling, new potatoes, petit pois and stuffing. 590 00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:15,828 [chuckling] 591 00:36:15,828 --> 00:36:17,140 - But we couldn't. 592 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,555 What would they say? 593 00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:21,627 - Do they have to know? 594 00:36:21,627 --> 00:36:23,422 - But you're the Vice President. 595 00:36:23,422 --> 00:36:24,423 You were the one who said 596 00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:26,184 we must all keep our weight down. 597 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,702 - And so we must, Dickie. 598 00:36:27,702 --> 00:36:30,118 But this is a very special occasion. 599 00:36:30,118 --> 00:36:33,363 It's a chance for us to get to know each other. 600 00:36:33,363 --> 00:36:36,711 So, Thursday evening, eight o'clock. 601 00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:40,474 My place. 602 00:36:42,096 --> 00:36:43,649 Right? 603 00:36:43,649 --> 00:36:46,376 - Right. 604 00:36:47,515 --> 00:36:49,207 Petit pois. 605 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,347 Braised duck 606 00:36:51,347 --> 00:36:54,867 and stuffing. 607 00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:58,457 [moaning] 608 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:18,443 [groaning] 609 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:25,208 Oh. 610 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:28,246 [coughing] 611 00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:44,917 - Organically sound but you've put on 612 00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:46,919 five pounds, 15 ounces. 613 00:37:46,919 --> 00:37:48,266 - But I couldn't have. 614 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,302 - The scales never lie. 615 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:52,166 - What do you weigh? 616 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:56,343 - Nine stone four. 617 00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:02,487 Now, what have you been eating? 618 00:38:02,487 --> 00:38:05,904 - All I've had is eight Slimmo Biscuits a day. 619 00:38:05,904 --> 00:38:06,732 What are you doing? 620 00:38:06,732 --> 00:38:07,595 - What's this? 621 00:38:07,595 --> 00:38:08,355 And this? 622 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:09,701 - Now, look-- 623 00:38:09,701 --> 00:38:13,429 - And this? And this? 624 00:38:13,429 --> 00:38:16,328 You're a walking repository of carbohydrates. 625 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,744 As company doctor, I'm duty-bound to report anyone 626 00:38:18,744 --> 00:38:21,160 who's shown signs of obesity. 627 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,990 - But, you wouldn't. 628 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:25,475 - Well, I might overlook it this time. 629 00:38:25,475 --> 00:38:27,063 What have you had to eat today? 630 00:38:27,063 --> 00:38:29,928 - Well, there was this doughnut. 631 00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:30,687 - [Doctor] Cream? 632 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:31,688 - Jam. 633 00:38:31,688 --> 00:38:33,207 - Jam? 634 00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:34,553 - A bowl of rice pudding. 635 00:38:34,553 --> 00:38:36,279 - Bowl of rice pudding. 636 00:38:36,279 --> 00:38:37,763 - And a sandwich. 637 00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:39,489 - A sandwich? 638 00:38:39,489 --> 00:38:40,732 Contents of sandwich? 639 00:38:40,732 --> 00:38:42,147 - Ham. 640 00:38:42,147 --> 00:38:42,941 - [Doctor] York? 641 00:38:42,941 --> 00:38:45,323 - Virginia. Honey-baked. 642 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,185 - Oh, God. 643 00:38:46,185 --> 00:38:47,601 - Cheese. 644 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:48,533 - [Doctor] Cheddar? 645 00:38:48,533 --> 00:38:51,467 - Dutch. Danish bleu. Castello. 646 00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:52,985 - Oh, my God. 647 00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:57,162 - Salami sausage, tomato sauce, and it was toasted. 648 00:38:57,956 --> 00:39:00,786 - And it was toasted. 649 00:39:00,786 --> 00:39:01,994 There's only one answer for you. 650 00:39:01,994 --> 00:39:02,719 Plan B. 651 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,962 - Plan B? 652 00:39:03,962 --> 00:39:06,413 But that's only two Slimmo Biscuits a day. 653 00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:07,966 - Exactly. 654 00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:09,588 And you'll remain on Plan B for at least two weeks. 655 00:39:09,588 --> 00:39:13,040 Otherwise-- 656 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,282 - Excuse me. 657 00:39:14,282 --> 00:39:18,563 I must go and have a quick conference. 658 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:26,191 - Baked Virginia ham, Dutch Danish bleu, 659 00:39:26,191 --> 00:39:31,161 salami sausage and tomato sauce. 660 00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:37,754 And it was toasted. 661 00:39:37,754 --> 00:39:39,411 Oh. 662 00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:42,518 [moaning] 663 00:39:46,522 --> 00:39:51,458 [upbeat jazzy music] 664 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,947 - [Ingrid] Braised duck. 665 00:39:57,947 --> 00:40:02,469 New potatoes. 666 00:40:04,919 --> 00:40:07,508 Petit pois. 667 00:40:10,097 --> 00:40:14,481 And stuffing. 668 00:40:20,556 --> 00:40:22,592 - Braised duckling. 669 00:40:22,592 --> 00:40:24,594 New potatoes. 670 00:40:24,594 --> 00:40:28,426 Petit pois and stuffing. 671 00:40:31,325 --> 00:40:36,054 [upbeat jazzy music] 672 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:44,476 [slow sultry music] 673 00:40:48,135 --> 00:40:51,587 [doorbell ringing] 674 00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:01,459 - I just came to tell you it's off. 675 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,321 - What is? 676 00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:03,253 - The duck. 677 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,669 They've got me on Plan B. 678 00:41:04,669 --> 00:41:09,328 - Never mind. 679 00:41:09,328 --> 00:41:11,227 It will do you all the good in the world, 680 00:41:11,227 --> 00:41:12,297 make you a lot fitter. 681 00:41:12,297 --> 00:41:13,022 - How do you know? 682 00:41:13,022 --> 00:41:14,402 - I invented it. 683 00:41:14,402 --> 00:41:16,646 After all, look what it did for me. 684 00:41:16,646 --> 00:41:19,269 We must watch our calories. 685 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,479 - Yes, we must. 686 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:25,655 Oh, I was so looking forward to that duck. 687 00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:29,659 Is that it? 688 00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:30,729 - I'd better turn it off. 689 00:41:30,729 --> 00:41:31,799 I can see it's worrying you. 690 00:41:31,799 --> 00:41:33,076 - No, no. 691 00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,147 Sniffing it can't hurt you, can it? 692 00:41:35,147 --> 00:41:37,495 - No, and after all, I will have to keep 693 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:40,808 my strength up, won't I? 694 00:41:40,808 --> 00:41:45,503 Anyway, let's see if I can take your mind off it. 695 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:50,162 [pleasant orchestral jazz music] 696 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:52,993 Tell me, how do you like my new perfume? 697 00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:55,340 - It's lovely. 698 00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,135 It's, it's ... 699 00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:58,688 no, no, don't tell me. 700 00:41:58,688 --> 00:42:01,001 Chanel? 701 00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:02,243 - No. 702 00:42:02,243 --> 00:42:03,762 - Givenchy? 703 00:42:03,762 --> 00:42:08,215 No, don't tell me. 704 00:42:08,215 --> 00:42:08,905 Don't tell me. 705 00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:12,875 It's, it's ... 706 00:42:15,705 --> 00:42:17,396 It's oxtail soup you've got on there? 707 00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:19,329 - Oh, Dickie. 708 00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:24,265 After all, when two people like each other, 709 00:42:26,923 --> 00:42:30,927 nothing else matters. 710 00:42:30,927 --> 00:42:33,136 - Have you done it with parsley? 711 00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:34,586 - Who? 712 00:42:38,072 --> 00:42:42,698 - I think I must go to the bathroom. 713 00:42:42,698 --> 00:42:47,530 - The bathroom is that way. 714 00:42:56,401 --> 00:43:00,439 - Indigestion tablets. 715 00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:15,938 [snapping] 716 00:43:15,938 --> 00:43:19,010 [screaming] 717 00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:20,977 - What happened? 718 00:43:20,977 --> 00:43:24,705 - I tried to open the window and it fell on me. 719 00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:27,605 - Oh, my poor boy. 720 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:31,954 Why don't you sit back? 721 00:43:31,954 --> 00:43:36,959 [moaning] 722 00:43:49,488 --> 00:43:54,045 [telephone ringing] 723 00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:55,563 Let it ring. 724 00:43:55,563 --> 00:43:58,463 - Perhaps it's the office. 725 00:43:58,463 --> 00:44:02,156 It might be important. 726 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:19,346 - Yes, yes, of course. 727 00:44:31,979 --> 00:44:34,706 Goodbye, then. 728 00:44:41,264 --> 00:44:44,336 Now, where were we? 729 00:44:44,336 --> 00:44:45,683 - I think I'd better leave. 730 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,409 - No, you'll only go to have dinner. 731 00:44:48,409 --> 00:44:52,551 Stay here and I'll keep you out of temptation. 732 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:58,661 Oh, darling. 733 00:44:58,661 --> 00:45:02,389 You're so demonstrative. 734 00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:06,876 - It's very hot in here. 735 00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:08,119 - You're so right. 736 00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:11,432 I'll change into something cooler. 737 00:45:19,682 --> 00:45:23,444 [clattering] 738 00:45:23,444 --> 00:45:27,483 Patience, darling. 739 00:45:32,557 --> 00:45:37,527 Soon, darling, soon. 740 00:45:38,459 --> 00:45:41,048 [groaning] 741 00:45:41,048 --> 00:45:45,087 Darling, I'm ready. 742 00:45:45,087 --> 00:45:49,574 Darling? 743 00:46:02,276 --> 00:46:03,761 Are you there, darling? 744 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:07,350 - Just cooling off, darling. 745 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,741 [moaning] 746 00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:22,365 - Well, do hurry, darling. 747 00:46:33,204 --> 00:46:38,209 [pleasant orchestral jazz music] 748 00:46:56,158 --> 00:47:00,679 [groaning] 749 00:47:02,509 --> 00:47:06,789 - Four pound duck, underwater? 750 00:47:06,789 --> 00:47:08,239 Well, don't worry. 751 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,517 We'll save you, but don't move. 752 00:47:10,517 --> 00:47:14,797 Just lie there. 753 00:47:14,797 --> 00:47:18,387 I take it he didn't get to the pudding. 754 00:47:18,387 --> 00:47:21,217 - No, he didn't get that far. 755 00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:22,425 - Pity. 756 00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:25,187 I like something that's rather sweet. 757 00:47:25,187 --> 00:47:27,051 - I'm sure you do. 758 00:47:27,051 --> 00:47:29,812 - Perhaps I'd better take a look at it. 759 00:47:29,812 --> 00:47:34,437 - Perhaps you should. 760 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,615 - [Doctor] Beautiful, beautiful. 761 00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:41,099 - [Ingrid] Do you really think so? 762 00:47:41,099 --> 00:47:44,516 - [Doctor] I've never had anything like it in my life. 763 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,794 - [Ingrid] I'm so glad you like it. 764 00:47:46,794 --> 00:47:48,451 - [Doctor] Do you know when I touch it, 765 00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:53,456 it goes wobbly-wobbly-wobbly? 766 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:01,740 - Now, Gregory, we have a nice shot here, you see? 767 00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:03,881 And a quick pan to that one over there. 768 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,228 That would be very good, very good indeed, 769 00:48:06,228 --> 00:48:10,163 but for this name, I want it sharp, really sharp. 770 00:48:10,163 --> 00:48:14,615 [screaming] 771 00:48:14,615 --> 00:48:16,100 - Hello, darling. 772 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,309 You doing anything tonight? 773 00:48:18,309 --> 00:48:21,899 Because if you're not, I might be the fellow like, 774 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:26,420 the fellow you've been looking for like. 775 00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:30,562 You and me might sort of paint the town red like. 776 00:48:30,562 --> 00:48:31,770 Oh, God. 777 00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:34,014 I've got to stop using that word "like." 778 00:48:34,014 --> 00:48:37,052 What about the more whimsical approach? 779 00:48:37,052 --> 00:48:39,157 Play it a bit sad. 780 00:48:39,157 --> 00:48:40,918 No, someone come up to a bird looking like that, 781 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,713 she'd call the law. 782 00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:46,578 [sighing] 783 00:48:46,578 --> 00:48:49,133 Eyelids don't lend themselves to whimsy. 784 00:48:49,133 --> 00:48:52,446 They're more like cruel and sensual. 785 00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:55,829 You will learn to play the piano, Jessica. 786 00:48:55,829 --> 00:48:59,074 You will. 787 00:48:59,074 --> 00:49:01,800 Oh, God. 788 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,527 God, God. 789 00:49:04,527 --> 00:49:09,463 [upbeat bluesy jazz music] 790 00:49:32,486 --> 00:49:35,869 Now, if I was a bird, would I fancy me? 791 00:49:35,869 --> 00:49:37,215 Would I? 792 00:49:37,215 --> 00:49:40,494 You must be joking. 793 00:49:42,565 --> 00:49:45,983 Still, I might be all right tonight. 794 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,433 I think I'll have a little wander out West, 795 00:49:48,433 --> 00:49:52,334 see if Lady Luck waggles her hips in my direction. 796 00:49:56,924 --> 00:50:01,377 No good wandering anywhere with that open. 797 00:50:05,933 --> 00:50:09,972 Bunch of gutless looking fellows and they get birds. 798 00:50:09,972 --> 00:50:11,008 Look at that. 799 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,664 Alistair all bubble-and-squeak. 800 00:50:12,664 --> 00:50:14,011 Him and the boats. 801 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,323 How do you do, bird? 802 00:50:16,323 --> 00:50:19,775 Easy to get birds if you've got a yacht. 803 00:50:19,775 --> 00:50:20,741 Hello, darling. 804 00:50:20,741 --> 00:50:22,364 Care to come aboard? 805 00:50:22,364 --> 00:50:24,918 That's a girlie. 806 00:50:24,918 --> 00:50:26,816 Well, up anchor. 807 00:50:26,816 --> 00:50:29,233 Full steam ahead. 808 00:50:29,233 --> 00:50:31,649 You can't get out and walk now, darling. 809 00:50:31,649 --> 00:50:33,996 You're lumbered. 810 00:50:33,996 --> 00:50:36,688 Yeah, if I had a yacht, I'd have thousands of birds, 811 00:50:36,688 --> 00:50:39,208 a different one for every night of the year. 812 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:43,385 But, right now, I'd be happy with just one. 813 00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:47,182 It's not asking for the moon, is it? 814 00:50:47,182 --> 00:50:50,012 What is wrong with me? 815 00:50:50,012 --> 00:50:54,361 Why can't I get a bird? 816 00:50:54,361 --> 00:50:57,019 It all looks so easy on the telly. 817 00:50:57,019 --> 00:50:58,814 Unzip a filter tip. 818 00:50:58,814 --> 00:51:02,714 You're never alone with a banana. 819 00:51:02,714 --> 00:51:03,784 [sniffing] 820 00:51:03,784 --> 00:51:05,855 B.O. 821 00:51:05,855 --> 00:51:08,065 Yeah, just scrub under the armpits 822 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,757 with a lump of old soap and voila. 823 00:51:10,757 --> 00:51:14,001 Straight into bed with some ripe little girl 824 00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:16,590 and-- 825 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:19,248 [gasping] 826 00:51:19,248 --> 00:51:23,080 Bleeding laundry. 827 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,256 Except in real life, it don't work out that way, do it? 828 00:51:27,256 --> 00:51:30,949 I mean, there must be birds in the same position as me. 829 00:51:30,949 --> 00:51:32,779 It stands to reason. 830 00:51:32,779 --> 00:51:34,815 I mean, who are they aiming them commercials at? 831 00:51:34,815 --> 00:51:37,715 Listless hair ruined my social life. 832 00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:41,788 I can't even get the ones with listless dandruff. 833 00:51:41,788 --> 00:51:46,448 I must save up some more fag coupons. 834 00:51:51,073 --> 00:51:52,212 Certainly not. 835 00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:53,075 I'm all on the out. 836 00:51:53,075 --> 00:51:54,525 It's not right. 837 00:51:54,525 --> 00:51:56,285 It's not fair. 838 00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:59,702 I am 38 years old. 839 00:51:59,702 --> 00:52:04,328 I've got natural needs. 840 00:52:15,822 --> 00:52:18,169 [flushing] 841 00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:20,516 Now, check bird-hunting equipment. 842 00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:23,070 Lighter. 843 00:52:23,070 --> 00:52:24,486 Pardon me, Miss. 844 00:52:24,486 --> 00:52:26,557 Was you looking for a light? 845 00:52:26,557 --> 00:52:28,179 Yeah. 846 00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:31,527 Pretty useful for opening conversations with birds, that is. 847 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:34,599 Right. 848 00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:36,705 You're sitting on the train. 849 00:52:36,705 --> 00:52:40,191 There's a rather dolly looking bird sitting beside you. 850 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,918 She's rummaging around her bag for a cigarette. 851 00:52:42,918 --> 00:52:46,197 She takes one out and now she's looking for a match. 852 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:48,786 Right, in you go. 853 00:52:48,786 --> 00:52:50,650 Not bad. 854 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:52,169 I have to clip one or two seconds off of that, 855 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,067 otherwise some right looking geezer might 856 00:52:54,067 --> 00:52:56,828 beat me to it. 857 00:52:56,828 --> 00:52:59,245 That's better. 858 00:52:59,245 --> 00:53:03,110 Ambrose Twombley, the fastest lighter on the Bakerloo. 859 00:53:03,110 --> 00:53:05,768 What, foreign phrase books for chatting up au pairs 860 00:53:05,768 --> 00:53:09,324 and other sundry foreign crumpets. 861 00:53:09,324 --> 00:53:13,190 Spanish-English, Swedish-English, 862 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:18,091 How To Say It in German. 863 00:53:18,091 --> 00:53:21,336 [speaking German] 864 00:53:28,412 --> 00:53:32,795 I'll have to get some on the way there. 865 00:53:32,795 --> 00:53:34,521 Right. 866 00:53:34,521 --> 00:53:38,870 All set then. 867 00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:43,427 All right, off we go then. 868 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:15,148 That's good, isn't it? 869 00:54:15,148 --> 00:54:16,632 You had your chance and missed it. 870 00:54:16,632 --> 00:54:18,703 The fastest lighter on the Bakerloo? 871 00:54:18,703 --> 00:54:21,948 More like the Phantom Fire-Raiser from Finchley. 872 00:54:21,948 --> 00:54:23,363 Anyhow, she knows you're there. 873 00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:25,262 She probably wants chatting up anyhow, 874 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,402 but she'll only let you as long as you let her pretend 875 00:54:27,402 --> 00:54:29,196 she doesn't want to know and you talked her 876 00:54:29,196 --> 00:54:33,028 into it in the first place. 877 00:54:33,028 --> 00:54:34,271 Right, chat her. 878 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:34,995 Go on. 879 00:54:34,995 --> 00:54:35,789 Now. 880 00:54:35,789 --> 00:54:36,963 Hello, darling. 881 00:54:36,963 --> 00:54:38,275 You're going to London alone, darling? 882 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:41,001 - What did you say? 883 00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,693 - I do beg your pardon. 884 00:54:42,693 --> 00:54:44,142 - You called me "darling." 885 00:54:44,142 --> 00:54:46,593 I distinctly heard you call me "darling." 886 00:54:46,593 --> 00:54:48,146 - I'm very sorry. 887 00:54:48,146 --> 00:54:50,908 I thought you was a young lady. 888 00:54:50,908 --> 00:54:52,737 I mean, I thought-- 889 00:54:52,737 --> 00:54:53,980 - I know what you thought. 890 00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:56,431 I know very well what you thought. 891 00:54:56,431 --> 00:54:58,260 That's nice, isn't it? 892 00:54:58,260 --> 00:54:59,330 Charming, eh? 893 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,883 Cor blimey, a gentleman can't ride on 894 00:55:00,883 --> 00:55:02,506 the London Underground by himself now 895 00:55:02,506 --> 00:55:06,475 without being accosted by every passing pervert. 896 00:55:06,475 --> 00:55:09,616 - What can I say? 897 00:55:09,616 --> 00:55:12,032 You were a girl before, only you changed. 898 00:55:12,032 --> 00:55:13,275 I mean-- 899 00:55:13,275 --> 00:55:14,241 - I heard what he said. 900 00:55:14,241 --> 00:55:15,381 He called you "darling." 901 00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:16,796 - Asked me if I was on me own. 902 00:55:16,796 --> 00:55:17,866 - They can't help it, you know. 903 00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:18,763 It's the hormones. 904 00:55:18,763 --> 00:55:20,144 I've read about them. 905 00:55:20,144 --> 00:55:21,352 He's desperate, he is. 906 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:22,319 Hormones. 907 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,805 Me neighbor's boy's got 'em. 908 00:55:25,805 --> 00:55:27,324 Hormones. 909 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,464 - Of course, you know, you can get pills for 'em now. 910 00:55:29,464 --> 00:55:31,293 Well, they tell you you can anyway. 911 00:55:37,610 --> 00:55:39,439 - Where to then? 912 00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:42,269 Probably I'll just hang about by the ticket office upstairs. 913 00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:43,478 That's the place. 914 00:55:43,478 --> 00:55:45,445 Birds waiting for their dates. 915 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:48,068 One of them's bound not to show up. 916 00:55:48,068 --> 00:55:50,381 Yeah, I'll hang about upstairs. 917 00:55:50,381 --> 00:55:53,867 Blimey, look at that. 918 00:55:53,867 --> 00:55:55,282 Now, that's deliberately titillating 919 00:55:55,282 --> 00:55:59,217 my lower sensibilities, that is. 920 00:55:59,217 --> 00:56:00,909 Oh. 921 00:56:00,909 --> 00:56:01,944 That's a possible. 922 00:56:01,944 --> 00:56:05,051 Legs not bad, looks a bit nasty. 923 00:56:05,051 --> 00:56:09,158 Yeah, I think I'll hang about upstairs. 924 00:56:12,852 --> 00:56:16,303 - Hormones. 925 00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:23,828 - Now then, Ambrose, hang about a bit nonchalant. 926 00:56:23,828 --> 00:56:27,487 Take your time, no hurry. 927 00:56:27,487 --> 00:56:29,938 Remember, you are not rugged, I mean, 928 00:56:29,938 --> 00:56:34,425 you're after big game. 929 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,566 Passing pervert. 930 00:56:37,566 --> 00:56:42,122 Now, which little darling's going to get lucky tonight? 931 00:56:42,122 --> 00:56:43,365 That one? 932 00:56:43,365 --> 00:56:44,746 No, she's too tall. 933 00:56:44,746 --> 00:56:47,369 Tall ones always giggle. 934 00:56:47,369 --> 00:56:51,062 [giggling] 935 00:56:51,062 --> 00:56:52,961 Mm. Not bad. 936 00:56:52,961 --> 00:56:54,376 Typist, maybe. 937 00:56:54,376 --> 00:56:55,550 No, no. 938 00:56:55,550 --> 00:56:57,414 Her fingernails is too long for a typist. 939 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,725 Receptionist, perhaps? 940 00:56:58,725 --> 00:57:00,589 Uh-oh. She's got them funny stockings on. 941 00:57:00,589 --> 00:57:03,005 Probably hiding blotchy legs. 942 00:57:03,005 --> 00:57:06,630 I can't stand blotchy legs. 943 00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:09,184 Oh, that's better. 944 00:57:09,184 --> 00:57:10,979 No, it's not. 945 00:57:10,979 --> 00:57:14,914 Oh, God. The mouse is still here. 946 00:57:14,914 --> 00:57:16,536 Oh, truth. 947 00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:18,607 Oh, that's it, isn't it? 948 00:57:18,607 --> 00:57:21,334 Definitely a Swedish au pair on her night off, 949 00:57:21,334 --> 00:57:23,612 lost in a foreign city. 950 00:57:23,612 --> 00:57:27,305 Right, now's me chance. 951 00:57:29,273 --> 00:57:30,619 Just don't run away. 952 00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:33,726 "Are you the ticket collector?" 953 00:57:33,726 --> 00:57:35,313 "Which way to Platform 5?" 954 00:57:35,313 --> 00:57:38,593 "Can I help you, Madam?" 955 00:57:38,593 --> 00:57:41,596 Can I help you, Madam? 956 00:57:41,596 --> 00:57:45,427 [speaking Swedish] 957 00:57:53,987 --> 00:57:56,058 - I beg your pardon? 958 00:57:56,058 --> 00:57:58,164 - Having some trouble, Gert? 959 00:57:58,164 --> 00:57:59,165 - Wait, he's foreign. 960 00:57:59,165 --> 00:58:01,547 I think he's lost. 961 00:58:01,547 --> 00:58:03,652 - Are you lost? 962 00:58:03,652 --> 00:58:08,381 [speaking German] 963 00:58:09,969 --> 00:58:11,211 - Are you still at it? 964 00:58:11,211 --> 00:58:12,730 You have got them hormones. 965 00:58:12,730 --> 00:58:14,318 You'll wanna watch him. 966 00:58:14,318 --> 00:58:15,492 - You, what's your game? 967 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,045 You trying to pull my bird? 968 00:58:17,045 --> 00:58:20,393 You better watch it, son, or I'll have you, mate. 969 00:58:20,393 --> 00:58:23,465 I'll have you, son. 970 00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:26,123 - I'll have you, son? 971 00:58:26,123 --> 00:58:29,091 Who does he think he's kidding? 972 00:58:29,091 --> 00:58:32,957 I'm not the type that frightens easily. 973 00:58:32,957 --> 00:58:34,165 - [Saleswoman] Can I help you? 974 00:58:34,165 --> 00:58:37,686 - I'll have this one. 975 00:58:37,686 --> 00:58:39,274 - 50 pence, Sir. 976 00:58:39,274 --> 00:58:44,072 Thank you. 977 00:58:44,072 --> 00:58:46,143 - Yeah. 978 00:58:46,143 --> 00:58:48,594 I'll have a bit of a read. 979 00:58:48,594 --> 00:58:52,080 Never hurts to look a bit intellectual. 980 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:57,085 [slow jazzy music] 981 00:59:14,102 --> 00:59:15,966 Filthy swine. 982 00:59:15,966 --> 00:59:17,208 That's typical days. 983 00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:21,419 I bet he's got more hormones than I have. 984 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,284 Hello. 985 00:59:24,284 --> 00:59:26,355 That's a bit much, isn't it? 986 00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:27,909 I mean, I'm not a prude, 987 00:59:27,909 --> 00:59:29,876 but that's a bit much in public. 988 00:59:29,876 --> 00:59:31,982 Talk about flaunting your wealth. 989 00:59:31,982 --> 00:59:34,467 Hello, she's going off. 990 00:59:34,467 --> 00:59:37,884 I guess she didn't have blotchy legs. 991 00:59:37,884 --> 00:59:39,230 Let's see. 992 00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:41,025 That leaves ... 993 00:59:41,025 --> 00:59:43,303 the mousy bird. 994 00:59:43,303 --> 00:59:44,235 Oh, well. 995 00:59:44,235 --> 00:59:45,064 Beggars can't be choosers. 996 00:59:45,064 --> 00:59:46,859 Shall we have a go? 997 00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:50,034 Blimey, don't tell me she's going and all. 998 00:59:50,034 --> 00:59:52,450 No, she's been stood up. 999 00:59:52,450 --> 00:59:53,590 She's going to phone the boyfriend, 1000 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:56,385 find out what went wrong. 1001 00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:57,801 This calls for immediate action. 1002 00:59:57,801 --> 01:00:00,527 Right. 1003 01:00:05,394 --> 01:00:06,533 He's out. 1004 01:00:06,533 --> 01:00:07,707 He has stood her up. 1005 01:00:07,707 --> 01:00:09,778 He ain't gonna be here. 1006 01:00:09,778 --> 01:00:11,159 All right, Twombley. 1007 01:00:11,159 --> 01:00:15,439 This is your last chance. 1008 01:00:28,141 --> 01:00:32,145 [telephone ringing] 1009 01:00:32,145 --> 01:00:34,113 Come on, darling. 1010 01:00:34,113 --> 01:00:36,425 Answer it. 1011 01:00:39,152 --> 01:00:41,051 - Hello? 1012 01:00:41,051 --> 01:00:43,709 - Jane, is that you? 1013 01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:45,055 - No. 1014 01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:46,401 - That's funny. 1015 01:00:46,401 --> 01:00:51,061 I dialed 734-double 1-29. 1016 01:00:51,061 --> 01:00:52,338 - That's right. 1017 01:00:52,338 --> 01:00:54,236 Only it's a call box. 1018 01:00:54,236 --> 01:00:56,860 - Well, it appears I have been stood up. 1019 01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:59,345 - I know the feeling. 1020 01:00:59,345 --> 01:01:00,346 - Really? 1021 01:01:00,346 --> 01:01:02,279 Fancy that. 1022 01:01:02,279 --> 01:01:05,178 Two destinies come together. 1023 01:01:05,178 --> 01:01:07,664 Ships that pass in the night. 1024 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,768 - Ships? 1025 01:01:08,768 --> 01:01:10,390 Are you a sailor? 1026 01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:11,840 - No. 1027 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:12,772 [chuckling] 1028 01:01:12,772 --> 01:01:14,671 What I'm trying to say is, 1029 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,225 I feel as if I know you already. 1030 01:01:17,225 --> 01:01:20,055 - I know what you mean. 1031 01:01:20,055 --> 01:01:23,231 Well, you know what I mean. 1032 01:01:23,231 --> 01:01:24,681 - Exactly. 1033 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:28,581 Oh, you put it so much better than I do. 1034 01:01:28,581 --> 01:01:32,067 By the way, my name is Ambrose. 1035 01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:35,139 - Hello, Ambrose. 1036 01:01:35,139 --> 01:01:38,798 - Hello. 1037 01:01:38,798 --> 01:01:40,627 What's your name? 1038 01:01:40,627 --> 01:01:42,250 No, don't tell me. 1039 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,528 Let me guess. 1040 01:01:44,528 --> 01:01:46,012 Greta. 1041 01:01:46,012 --> 01:01:47,255 - How'd you know? 1042 01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:48,463 - I don't know. 1043 01:01:48,463 --> 01:01:49,775 Shot in the dark, I suppose. 1044 01:01:49,775 --> 01:01:51,121 Or perhaps it's because I once 1045 01:01:51,121 --> 01:01:54,055 knew a girl called Greta when I was a little boy. 1046 01:01:54,055 --> 01:01:56,643 Pretty little thing, she was. 1047 01:01:56,643 --> 01:02:00,993 She's got blue eyes, blonde hair, 1048 01:02:00,993 --> 01:02:04,548 a lovely little turned-up nose, 1049 01:02:04,548 --> 01:02:06,170 got a mole on her cheek. 1050 01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:07,378 - Mole? 1051 01:02:07,378 --> 01:02:11,900 - Just under the right eye. 1052 01:02:13,384 --> 01:02:14,834 - What about her? 1053 01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,422 - Oh, nothing really. 1054 01:02:16,422 --> 01:02:19,666 Just I was madly in love with her for a while. 1055 01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:23,084 She never knew, of course. 1056 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,709 I wonder what happened to little Greta Spavin 1057 01:02:27,709 --> 01:02:28,986 from Willesden. 1058 01:02:28,986 --> 01:02:30,194 - My name's Greta Spavin. 1059 01:02:30,194 --> 01:02:32,265 That's my name. 1060 01:02:32,265 --> 01:02:34,095 - What do you know about that? 1061 01:02:34,095 --> 01:02:36,269 - Hear now, you weren't that nice little boy 1062 01:02:36,269 --> 01:02:37,788 that used to push me on the swings 1063 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,548 in Gadstone Park, were you? 1064 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:41,102 - You do remember. 1065 01:02:41,102 --> 01:02:43,276 - I've often wondered what become of you. 1066 01:02:43,276 --> 01:02:47,349 - Look, Greta, it just so happens I'm doing nothing tonight. 1067 01:02:47,349 --> 01:02:51,491 I wonder if we could sort of meet and have a coffee. 1068 01:02:51,491 --> 01:02:52,941 - I can't tonight, Ambrose. 1069 01:02:52,941 --> 01:02:54,874 I'm waiting for my date. 1070 01:02:54,874 --> 01:02:56,773 Only, he ain't shown up. 1071 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,189 I was trying to phone him when you called. 1072 01:02:59,189 --> 01:03:00,742 - Well, he won't show now. 1073 01:03:00,742 --> 01:03:01,743 - Well, he might. 1074 01:03:01,743 --> 01:03:03,814 - No. 1075 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,747 Greta, look, Greta. 1076 01:03:05,747 --> 01:03:07,369 Listen. 1077 01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:09,751 Please meet me. 1078 01:03:09,751 --> 01:03:11,201 Just for a talk. 1079 01:03:11,201 --> 01:03:12,685 I mean, it's just that it's rotten being on your own 1080 01:03:12,685 --> 01:03:14,791 on a Saturday night. 1081 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,000 Will you? 1082 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,967 Meet me, I mean? 1083 01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:21,521 Just for a talk. 1084 01:03:21,521 --> 01:03:24,801 - Well, all right. 1085 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,872 There's just one problem. 1086 01:03:26,872 --> 01:03:28,770 - What's that then? 1087 01:03:28,770 --> 01:03:31,048 - There's a right idiot in the next box to me. 1088 01:03:31,048 --> 01:03:33,740 He's been following me all night. 1089 01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:36,536 Funny-looking little man. 1090 01:03:36,536 --> 01:03:38,090 He looks like a monkey. 1091 01:03:38,090 --> 01:03:41,403 [giggling] 1092 01:03:41,403 --> 01:03:43,095 Well, as soon as I get rid of him, 1093 01:03:43,095 --> 01:03:44,337 I'll be there. 1094 01:03:44,337 --> 01:03:46,546 You choose the place and I'll meet you. 1095 01:03:46,546 --> 01:03:49,411 And if I'm ever gonna meet you then-- 1096 01:03:49,411 --> 01:03:51,586 Ambrose? 1097 01:03:51,586 --> 01:03:53,553 Hello? 1098 01:03:53,553 --> 01:03:57,281 Hello, Ambrose? 1099 01:03:57,281 --> 01:03:59,836 It's all right, he's gone now. 1100 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:03,391 Ambrose? Ambrose? 1101 01:04:07,015 --> 01:04:10,363 [machine gun fire] 1102 01:04:10,363 --> 01:04:14,471 [explosions] 1103 01:04:14,471 --> 01:04:16,887 [machine gun fire] 1104 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:19,165 - [Director] There goes one plane 1105 01:04:19,165 --> 01:04:20,995 and there goes another one. 1106 01:04:20,995 --> 01:04:22,962 That was one of ours. 1107 01:04:22,962 --> 01:04:25,171 Keep the camera on those planes. 1108 01:04:25,171 --> 01:04:27,933 Now, now you must use the tripod, Gregory. 1109 01:04:27,933 --> 01:04:30,867 Gregory, use the tripod. 1110 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,869 [hissing] 1111 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,284 You idiot, you idiot. 1112 01:04:34,284 --> 01:04:36,182 [screaming] 1113 01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:39,116 [explosion] 1114 01:04:41,084 --> 01:04:43,017 [pleasant orchestral music] 1115 01:04:43,017 --> 01:04:46,158 [jaunty ragtime music] 1116 01:04:46,158 --> 01:04:49,713 [pleasant orchestral music] 1117 01:04:49,713 --> 01:04:52,958 [jaunty ragtime music] 1118 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:57,963 [pleasant orchestral music] 1119 01:05:05,867 --> 01:05:10,872 [jaunty ragtime music] 1120 01:05:18,328 --> 01:05:23,333 [pleasant orchestral music] 1121 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:30,271 [jaunty ragtime music] 1122 01:05:32,135 --> 01:05:33,826 [pleasant orchestral music] 1123 01:05:33,826 --> 01:05:36,104 [jaunty ragtime music] 1124 01:05:36,104 --> 01:05:37,830 [pleasant orchestral music] 1125 01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,763 [jaunty ragtime music] 1126 01:05:39,763 --> 01:05:41,385 [pleasant orchestral music] 1127 01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:44,561 [jaunty ragtime music] 1128 01:05:44,561 --> 01:05:47,944 [pleasant orchestral music] 1129 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:51,395 [tires screeching] 1130 01:05:56,262 --> 01:05:58,057 [car horn honking] 1131 01:06:01,371 --> 01:06:02,303 - Well, go on, then. 1132 01:06:02,303 --> 01:06:03,580 Back up. 1133 01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:04,443 - I beg your pardon? 1134 01:06:04,443 --> 01:06:05,375 - I said, back up. 1135 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:07,101 I can't get past here, can I? 1136 01:06:07,101 --> 01:06:08,516 - I suggest you back up. 1137 01:06:08,516 --> 01:06:09,724 - I'm not backing up. 1138 01:06:09,724 --> 01:06:10,725 Oh, no. 1139 01:06:10,725 --> 01:06:11,968 It's not up to me to back up. 1140 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,279 I know me highway code. 1141 01:06:13,279 --> 01:06:15,419 I'm further up the lane than you are. 1142 01:06:15,419 --> 01:06:17,283 - You most certainly are not. 1143 01:06:17,283 --> 01:06:19,009 - I am and that's the law. 1144 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:21,322 The one furthest up the lane has the right-of-way. 1145 01:06:21,322 --> 01:06:23,565 - Don't keep on about being further up the lane. 1146 01:06:23,565 --> 01:06:24,808 There's a good chap. 1147 01:06:24,808 --> 01:06:26,775 - Don't you "there's a good chap" me, mate. 1148 01:06:26,775 --> 01:06:29,571 - Don't you "mate" me. 1149 01:06:29,571 --> 01:06:31,366 - Are you gonna back up or not? 1150 01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:33,058 - Certainly not. 1151 01:06:33,058 --> 01:06:35,957 - I see. 1152 01:06:35,957 --> 01:06:39,236 Well, that's it then, isn't it? 1153 01:06:41,204 --> 01:06:45,070 I got all day. 1154 01:06:45,070 --> 01:06:47,037 - Go on, Albert. 1155 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:48,487 Back up. 1156 01:06:48,487 --> 01:06:50,247 - Me? Oh, no. 1157 01:06:50,247 --> 01:06:51,938 I'm further up the lane than he is. 1158 01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,871 It's up to him to back up. 1159 01:06:53,871 --> 01:06:56,495 - You've got to win every time, haven't you? 1160 01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:58,255 - I'm in the right and I'm not moving. 1161 01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:02,018 So, sit there and shut up. 1162 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,709 - Why don't you back up, Charles? 1163 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:04,572 It won't take a minute. 1164 01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:05,918 - Certainly not. 1165 01:07:05,918 --> 01:07:07,575 We are further up the lane than they are. 1166 01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:09,025 - Don't be so childish. 1167 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,612 - I'm not being childish. 1168 01:07:10,612 --> 01:07:13,650 - You always have to be in the right, don't you? 1169 01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:14,892 - Look, see here. 1170 01:07:14,892 --> 01:07:16,032 Would you please leave this to me? 1171 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:20,070 Just sit there and keep quiet. 1172 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:21,968 [car horn blaring] 1173 01:07:21,968 --> 01:07:23,039 - Just honk all day, mate. 1174 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:26,283 I've switched off. 1175 01:07:28,803 --> 01:07:30,046 - While I'm here, 1176 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,601 I might as well kill two birds with one stone. 1177 01:07:47,994 --> 01:07:49,720 - I see. 1178 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,482 Well, two can play at that game. 1179 01:07:52,482 --> 01:07:54,346 - Charles. 1180 01:07:54,346 --> 01:07:58,453 - I need one anyway. 1181 01:08:07,497 --> 01:08:12,329 [peaceful pastoral music] 1182 01:09:09,731 --> 01:09:10,663 Now, look here. 1183 01:09:10,663 --> 01:09:11,457 This has gone far enough. 1184 01:09:11,457 --> 01:09:13,079 - Don't lean on my car. 1185 01:09:13,079 --> 01:09:15,530 - I was just resting my hand on the windscreen. 1186 01:09:15,530 --> 01:09:16,393 - Well, don't. 1187 01:09:16,393 --> 01:09:17,705 Don't touch the car. 1188 01:09:17,705 --> 01:09:19,500 I don't like people touching my car. 1189 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,018 - Look, it would be much easier for you 1190 01:09:21,018 --> 01:09:23,262 to back up your car than it would for me to back up mine. 1191 01:09:23,262 --> 01:09:24,574 - You've got no right coming up a lane like this 1192 01:09:24,574 --> 01:09:26,369 with a great car that size. 1193 01:09:26,369 --> 01:09:29,095 - I am entitled to drive my car wherever I please. 1194 01:09:29,095 --> 01:09:30,545 - You think because you've got a Rolls-Royce 1195 01:09:30,545 --> 01:09:33,307 we've all got to drive up the bushes to let you get by. 1196 01:09:33,307 --> 01:09:34,135 - Oh, I see. 1197 01:09:34,135 --> 01:09:35,309 That's it, is it? 1198 01:09:35,309 --> 01:09:36,517 You resent the fact that I have a Rolls-Royce 1199 01:09:36,517 --> 01:09:39,036 while you have a ... 1200 01:09:39,036 --> 01:09:40,106 what is it? 1201 01:09:40,106 --> 01:09:41,177 - Don't matter what it is. 1202 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,523 It's stopping you, isn't it? 1203 01:09:42,523 --> 01:09:44,732 - Are you going to back up this heap of old tin 1204 01:09:44,732 --> 01:09:47,044 or am I going to have to push you back? 1205 01:09:47,044 --> 01:09:48,184 - What did you call my car? 1206 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,012 - Albert. 1207 01:09:49,012 --> 01:09:51,463 - Keep out of this. 1208 01:09:51,463 --> 01:09:54,190 What did you call my car? 1209 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,812 - A heap of old tin, 1210 01:09:55,812 --> 01:09:57,262 which, if necessary, 1211 01:09:57,262 --> 01:09:59,505 I shall drive up to and push back right the way 1212 01:09:59,505 --> 01:10:01,369 down to the other end of the lane. 1213 01:10:01,369 --> 01:10:02,715 - And if you do, 1214 01:10:02,715 --> 01:10:04,234 I shall push your teeth right the way down 1215 01:10:04,234 --> 01:10:06,650 the other end of your throat. 1216 01:10:06,650 --> 01:10:08,065 - Right. 1217 01:10:08,065 --> 01:10:11,414 We'll see about that. 1218 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,764 - Charles, you're not going to brawl in public. 1219 01:10:16,764 --> 01:10:18,041 You know, there are times when I find it 1220 01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:20,181 extremely difficult not to laugh at you. 1221 01:10:20,181 --> 01:10:21,355 - Thank you, my dear. 1222 01:10:21,355 --> 01:10:22,632 It is always encouraging to know 1223 01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:24,530 that one's wife is on the side of the enemy. 1224 01:10:24,530 --> 01:10:25,911 - Oh, do what you like, 1225 01:10:25,911 --> 01:10:28,948 but watch your blood pressure. 1226 01:10:28,948 --> 01:10:30,433 - Honestly, I don't think we've ever been 1227 01:10:30,433 --> 01:10:33,367 out in the car without you getting involved in something. 1228 01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:35,748 If it's not a fight, it's sticking your head out the window 1229 01:10:35,748 --> 01:10:37,267 and shouting at people. 1230 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,544 - You can always stay at home. 1231 01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:39,580 - Just remember what the doctor said about 1232 01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:43,239 your vericose veins. 1233 01:10:49,141 --> 01:10:53,283 [car horn honking] 1234 01:11:00,532 --> 01:11:01,464 - Before we start, 1235 01:11:01,464 --> 01:11:02,188 what are we fighting for? 1236 01:11:02,188 --> 01:11:03,707 Loser backs up? 1237 01:11:03,707 --> 01:11:05,640 - In that case, you might as well back up right now. 1238 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,332 - Well, don't you be so sure. 1239 01:11:07,332 --> 01:11:08,816 - Yeah? 1240 01:11:08,816 --> 01:11:09,989 - I'm going to smash you within an inch of your life, 1241 01:11:09,989 --> 01:11:12,647 you loudmouth lout. 1242 01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:13,924 - You opera-house twit, 1243 01:11:13,924 --> 01:11:15,478 I'm gonna beat the daylights out of you. 1244 01:11:15,478 --> 01:11:17,790 - Come on, you vulgar little man. 1245 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:20,345 - Here, it's real now. 1246 01:11:20,345 --> 01:11:21,794 I went all tight before. 1247 01:11:21,794 --> 01:11:24,314 It'd be a pleasure to smash your head in. 1248 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,937 [groaning] 1249 01:11:26,937 --> 01:11:28,284 - Put your hands up, put your hands up. 1250 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:32,218 Stop backing away, you coward. 1251 01:11:32,218 --> 01:11:33,979 - Who's backing now? 1252 01:11:33,979 --> 01:11:37,672 Careful, you nearly got one in. 1253 01:11:37,672 --> 01:11:41,366 [grunting] 1254 01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:42,712 - You think I can't take care of myself? 1255 01:11:42,712 --> 01:11:45,784 [grunting] 1256 01:11:45,784 --> 01:11:50,789 - Oh. Oh. 1257 01:12:06,701 --> 01:12:08,185 - Can I be of any assistance, Sir? 1258 01:12:08,185 --> 01:12:09,428 - It's a good job you arrived. 1259 01:12:09,428 --> 01:12:10,533 He was just about to get the biggest 1260 01:12:10,533 --> 01:12:11,465 hiding of his life. 1261 01:12:11,465 --> 01:12:12,466 - I was just gonna put him away. 1262 01:12:12,466 --> 01:12:13,432 - All right, then. 1263 01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:14,226 Come on, let's see. 1264 01:12:14,226 --> 01:12:15,710 Come on. 1265 01:12:15,710 --> 01:12:16,504 [scuffling] 1266 01:12:16,504 --> 01:12:18,161 - Gentlemen, gentlemen. 1267 01:12:18,161 --> 01:12:19,127 Please. 1268 01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:20,266 Has there been an accident? 1269 01:12:20,266 --> 01:12:21,751 - Not yet. 1270 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:23,235 This fellow refuses to back up. 1271 01:12:23,235 --> 01:12:24,443 - It's not for me to back up. 1272 01:12:24,443 --> 01:12:25,686 I'm further up the lane than he is. 1273 01:12:25,686 --> 01:12:27,239 - No, you are not. 1274 01:12:27,239 --> 01:12:30,656 - Obviously, one of you will have to back up, won't you? 1275 01:12:35,765 --> 01:12:38,837 Gentlemen, I must, without fear or favor, 1276 01:12:38,837 --> 01:12:41,149 exercise my discretion. 1277 01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:43,255 Now, is that your car, Sir? 1278 01:12:43,255 --> 01:12:44,360 - Naturally. 1279 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,430 - All right, come on. 1280 01:12:45,430 --> 01:12:46,223 Back up. 1281 01:12:46,223 --> 01:12:47,017 - You bum. 1282 01:12:47,017 --> 01:12:47,846 - Come along, Sir. 1283 01:12:47,846 --> 01:12:48,812 Please, come on. 1284 01:12:48,812 --> 01:12:50,020 Back up. 1285 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:50,676 - [Albert] It's not for me to move. 1286 01:12:53,092 --> 01:12:56,924 - Some people just don't know how to behave on the road. 1287 01:12:56,924 --> 01:12:59,064 Very nice car, these, aren't they? 1288 01:12:59,064 --> 01:13:02,274 - Thank you very much. 1289 01:13:05,519 --> 01:13:08,798 - Has your AA badge fallen off by any chance, Sir? 1290 01:13:08,798 --> 01:13:09,937 - Hm? 1291 01:13:09,937 --> 01:13:11,732 No, I only belong to the RAC. 1292 01:13:11,732 --> 01:13:13,216 - Oh, dear. 1293 01:13:13,216 --> 01:13:14,769 Only people of your class of car usually belong 1294 01:13:14,769 --> 01:13:16,253 to both organizations. 1295 01:13:16,253 --> 01:13:18,601 Not that I have anything against the RAC, of course. 1296 01:13:18,601 --> 01:13:22,052 I know we don't boast the Royal prefix, 1297 01:13:22,052 --> 01:13:23,882 but our past president is the Duke of Edinburgh. 1298 01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:25,124 - Look, this is no time to tout the business. 1299 01:13:25,124 --> 01:13:26,678 Are you going to get him to back up or not? 1300 01:13:26,678 --> 01:13:28,024 - My first consideration must be, 1301 01:13:28,024 --> 01:13:29,750 regardless of my own personal feelings, 1302 01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,992 to our members. 1303 01:13:30,992 --> 01:13:35,480 - Hey, he's not one of your lot and I am. 1304 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:40,485 - Do I understand that you are asking me to back up? 1305 01:13:41,382 --> 01:13:42,418 - If you wouldn't mind, Sir. 1306 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,489 - Well, I bloody well do mind. 1307 01:13:44,489 --> 01:13:47,526 I'm not going to. 1308 01:13:56,984 --> 01:13:58,606 - Having a little spot of bother, Sir? 1309 01:13:58,606 --> 01:13:59,607 - Yes, he won't back up. 1310 01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:00,539 - Do you mind? 1311 01:14:00,539 --> 01:14:02,472 I'm speaking to my member. 1312 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:04,440 You were saying, Sir? 1313 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,476 - This car is blocking my way and 1314 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,409 the driver refuses to back up. 1315 01:14:08,409 --> 01:14:09,893 - Have they been intimidating you, Sir? 1316 01:14:09,893 --> 01:14:11,447 We'll soon sort this out. 1317 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,137 Come along there. 1318 01:14:12,137 --> 01:14:13,345 Back up. 1319 01:14:13,345 --> 01:14:14,311 - It's your duty to look after my interests. 1320 01:14:14,311 --> 01:14:15,796 That's what you're paid for. 1321 01:14:15,796 --> 01:14:19,109 - My member catagorically refuses to move his vehicle 1322 01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:21,664 in any other direction than forward. 1323 01:14:21,664 --> 01:14:23,217 - Good lad. 1324 01:14:23,217 --> 01:14:24,563 - As a representative of the senior organization-- 1325 01:14:24,563 --> 01:14:26,082 - As the what? 1326 01:14:26,082 --> 01:14:27,393 - Senior organization. 1327 01:14:27,393 --> 01:14:28,912 We were formed before you were. 1328 01:14:28,912 --> 01:14:30,327 - Who's got the most members? 1329 01:14:30,327 --> 01:14:32,778 - It's quite obvious my member is farther 1330 01:14:32,778 --> 01:14:35,332 up the lane than your member. 1331 01:14:35,332 --> 01:14:39,475 - Well, there's an easy way to settle it. 1332 01:14:40,752 --> 01:14:45,239 [suspenseful music] 1333 01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:02,843 - That's our eldest. 1334 01:15:02,843 --> 01:15:04,430 He takes after his father, 1335 01:15:04,430 --> 01:15:05,535 unfortunately. 1336 01:15:05,535 --> 01:15:06,847 - Men are such children, aren't they? 1337 01:15:06,847 --> 01:15:07,813 - Mine is. 1338 01:15:07,813 --> 01:15:09,228 Right pig-headed, he is. 1339 01:15:09,228 --> 01:15:11,714 - He can't be worse than mine, honestly. 1340 01:15:11,714 --> 01:15:13,163 He's on the board of 30 companies and 1341 01:15:13,163 --> 01:15:14,440 if they saw how he behaved at home, 1342 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:15,994 they'd throw him off every one of them. 1343 01:15:15,994 --> 01:15:18,272 - Well, Albert, mine, he's a shop steward. 1344 01:15:18,272 --> 01:15:20,170 He's always the first one on strike. 1345 01:15:20,170 --> 01:15:22,518 He'll never amount to anything. 1346 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,967 - Thank God his father left him money, 1347 01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:25,313 that's what I can say about mine. 1348 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,073 More champagne? 1349 01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:27,488 - Oh, thank you. 1350 01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:33,045 - Your member is 103 yards from the nearest lay-by. 1351 01:15:33,045 --> 01:15:37,705 - Your member is 101 yards from his nearest lay-by. 1352 01:15:37,705 --> 01:15:38,672 - Right, he's nearest. 1353 01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:39,500 He backs up. 1354 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:40,674 - Now, just a minute. 1355 01:15:40,674 --> 01:15:42,952 Your member has a bigger car than my member. 1356 01:15:42,952 --> 01:15:45,126 - [RAC Man] What's that got to do with it? 1357 01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:46,852 - [AA Man] Your member's vehicle is two yards longer 1358 01:15:46,852 --> 01:15:47,991 than my member's vehicle. 1359 01:15:47,991 --> 01:15:49,406 - Ah ha. 1360 01:15:49,406 --> 01:15:51,063 Which means they're both exactly the same distance apart. 1361 01:15:51,063 --> 01:15:54,239 [bicycle bell ringing] 1362 01:16:03,386 --> 01:16:07,148 - Well, then. 1363 01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:10,462 Hello, Harry. 1364 01:16:10,462 --> 01:16:11,946 Now, what seems to be the trouble here? 1365 01:16:11,946 --> 01:16:13,776 - His member's blocking my member's path. 1366 01:16:13,776 --> 01:16:16,779 - His member is blocking my member's path. 1367 01:16:16,779 --> 01:16:17,711 - Yours? 1368 01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:20,748 - Yes, that's right. Yes. 1369 01:16:24,234 --> 01:16:26,202 - Yours? 1370 01:16:26,202 --> 01:16:28,480 - Yes. 1371 01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:30,171 - You have got the MOT certificate? 1372 01:16:30,171 --> 01:16:31,690 - Well, it's been done for. 1373 01:16:31,690 --> 01:16:33,174 - Is the handbrake full-on? 1374 01:16:33,174 --> 01:16:36,212 - Yes. 1375 01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:41,113 - The indicators, please. 1376 01:16:41,113 --> 01:16:44,289 - Right. 1377 01:16:47,188 --> 01:16:49,363 Well, if they were a bit bigger, 1378 01:16:49,363 --> 01:16:52,297 you'd be able to take off, wouldn't you? 1379 01:16:56,163 --> 01:16:57,854 I'm sure you'll be hearing from someone 1380 01:16:57,854 --> 01:16:59,580 in the next few days. 1381 01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:01,168 - Danger to the public, wrecks like that. 1382 01:17:01,168 --> 01:17:03,308 - Driving license, insurance? 1383 01:17:03,308 --> 01:17:04,240 - I beg your pardon? 1384 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,518 - Driving license. Insurance. 1385 01:17:06,518 --> 01:17:10,039 - Well, I don't normally carry them on me, Constable. 1386 01:17:10,039 --> 01:17:11,799 - Nearest police station in the next five days. 1387 01:17:14,837 --> 01:17:19,842 Well, so you both refuse to back up, do you? 1388 01:17:21,567 --> 01:17:25,226 Then, I'll be forced to take a legal decision. 1389 01:17:32,130 --> 01:17:35,202 Back up, lad. 1390 01:17:36,168 --> 01:17:37,583 - Elsie? 1391 01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:38,861 - Oh, excuse me. 1392 01:17:38,861 --> 01:17:39,758 I think we're off. 1393 01:17:39,758 --> 01:17:41,795 - Yes. 1394 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,038 - Well, thank you so much. 1395 01:17:44,038 --> 01:17:45,281 It's been very nice. 1396 01:17:45,281 --> 01:17:47,145 - Not at all. 1397 01:17:47,145 --> 01:17:49,250 It was a pleasure. 1398 01:17:53,254 --> 01:17:56,499 - Thanks all the same. 1399 01:18:00,192 --> 01:18:01,780 - Well? You feel better now? 1400 01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:04,231 - Eh. 1401 01:18:06,129 --> 01:18:07,717 - Thank you very much, Constable. 1402 01:18:07,717 --> 01:18:11,169 - You may proceed now, Sir, if you wish. 1403 01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:17,002 - We won, darling. 1404 01:18:17,002 --> 01:18:18,314 - How clever of you. 1405 01:18:18,314 --> 01:18:20,903 - Yes, I'm quite pleased about that. 1406 01:18:20,903 --> 01:18:23,146 Stand up for what you believe. 1407 01:18:23,146 --> 01:18:25,562 It's the only way. 1408 01:18:25,562 --> 01:18:28,048 Oh, Constable? 1409 01:18:28,048 --> 01:18:29,566 How far is Lord Canewood's house? 1410 01:18:29,566 --> 01:18:31,258 - Lord Canewood? 1411 01:18:31,258 --> 01:18:33,398 About a mile, Sir. 1412 01:18:33,398 --> 01:18:37,022 - Oh. Thank you very much. 1413 01:18:37,022 --> 01:18:39,749 - I wouldn't go that way if I were you, Sir. 1414 01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:41,061 - Why not? 1415 01:18:41,061 --> 01:18:42,959 - Because he lives back there. 1416 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:45,962 By the way, you won't be able to turn round, 1417 01:18:45,962 --> 01:18:49,241 so you'll have to back up. 1418 01:18:50,139 --> 01:18:53,280 [giggling] 1419 01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:57,180 [laughing] 1420 01:19:07,950 --> 01:19:09,158 - [Charles] Back up. 1421 01:19:09,158 --> 01:19:09,952 - [Truck Driver] I'm not backing up. 1422 01:19:09,952 --> 01:19:10,642 - [Charles] Back up. 1423 01:19:10,642 --> 01:19:12,886 Now, look here. 1424 01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:15,751 Will you get that thing out of here? 1425 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,338 - [Truck Driver] You get your thing out of here. 1426 01:19:17,338 --> 01:19:18,823 - [Charles] I've got the right-of-way. 1427 01:19:18,823 --> 01:19:20,100 Get it out of here. 1428 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:21,308 - [Truck Driver] What about my right-of-way? 1429 01:19:21,308 --> 01:19:23,034 - [Charles] Oh, for crying out loud. 1430 01:19:23,034 --> 01:19:24,760 Will you move that vehicle or not? 1431 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:29,247 [bright upbeat orchestral music] 1432 01:19:33,872 --> 01:19:36,979 - Cue the mountains. 1433 01:19:36,979 --> 01:19:41,535 Bring in the Roman soldiers. 1434 01:19:41,535 --> 01:19:44,918 Now, the chariots. 1435 01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:47,886 Oh, there is still something missing. 1436 01:19:47,886 --> 01:19:52,201 I was promised elephants. 1437 01:19:56,101 --> 01:20:00,278 I thought there was more than one. 1438 01:20:02,038 --> 01:20:05,317 I wonder if there is more? 1439 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:11,151 I must speak to the casting department. 1440 01:20:13,118 --> 01:20:18,123 [slow old-time piano music] 1441 01:20:56,679 --> 01:21:00,545 [dramatic piano music] 1442 01:21:00,545 --> 01:21:05,515 [slow old-time piano music] 1443 01:21:06,482 --> 01:21:10,417 [dramatic piano music] 1444 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:20,358 [romantic piano music] 1445 01:21:37,547 --> 01:21:42,311 [jaunty piano music] 1446 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:55,427 [peaceful piano music] 1447 01:22:08,647 --> 01:22:12,134 [dissonant chords] 1448 01:22:14,170 --> 01:22:18,381 [peaceful piano music] 1449 01:22:27,011 --> 01:22:32,016 [playful piano music] 1450 01:23:03,254 --> 01:23:08,224 [slow old-time piano music] 1451 01:23:35,941 --> 01:23:40,222 [playful piano music] 1452 01:23:41,982 --> 01:23:46,952 [dramatic piano music] 1453 01:23:46,952 --> 01:23:51,233 [peaceful piano music] 1454 01:23:57,135 --> 01:24:01,691 [romantic piano music] 1455 01:24:03,935 --> 01:24:08,284 [jaunty piano music] 1456 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:27,062 [dramatic piano music] 1457 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:30,375 [toilet flushing] 1458 01:24:35,484 --> 01:24:40,213 [jaunty piano music] 1459 01:24:49,808 --> 01:24:54,365 [dissonant chords] 1460 01:25:01,648 --> 01:25:06,239 [fast playful piano music] 1461 01:25:40,204 --> 01:25:45,243 [slow sad piano music] 1462 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:56,323 [dissonant chords] 1463 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:18,242 [dramatic piano music] 1464 01:26:20,002 --> 01:26:24,317 [slow sad piano music] 1465 01:26:25,456 --> 01:26:30,254 [fast playful piano music] 1466 01:26:37,053 --> 01:26:40,367 [dramatic piano music] 1467 01:26:50,481 --> 01:26:53,587 [peaceful piano music] 1468 01:26:53,587 --> 01:26:57,281 [dramatic piano music] 1469 01:27:08,982 --> 01:27:13,228 [romantic piano music] 1470 01:27:18,336 --> 01:27:23,203 [fast playful piano music] 1471 01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:34,318 [romantic piano music] 1472 01:27:44,431 --> 01:27:49,264 [playful piano music 1473 01:28:08,455 --> 01:28:12,321 [dissonant chords] 1474 01:28:35,724 --> 01:28:37,864 - Now, where is that other piece of tape? 1475 01:28:37,864 --> 01:28:39,762 Birth of a Nation, 1476 01:28:39,762 --> 01:28:41,833 Gone with the Wind, 1477 01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:42,834 ah, here we are. 1478 01:28:42,834 --> 01:28:46,355 My latest masterpiece. 1479 01:29:01,577 --> 01:29:04,097 - All my life I spent in the Army. 1480 01:29:04,097 --> 01:29:05,926 - Three pounds I pay and she won't 1481 01:29:05,926 --> 01:29:08,377 even let me keep a cat. 1482 01:29:08,377 --> 01:29:11,932 - 25 years, ended up a Company Commander. 1483 01:29:11,932 --> 01:29:14,452 - I said to her, I said, 1484 01:29:14,452 --> 01:29:16,903 "You've got a cat, Mrs. Latimer." 1485 01:29:16,903 --> 01:29:19,008 - Scrap heap. 1486 01:29:19,008 --> 01:29:20,700 - Big fat thing. 1487 01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:22,805 Never moves and when it does, 1488 01:29:22,805 --> 01:29:25,808 it makes a mess. 1489 01:29:25,808 --> 01:29:28,328 - 25 years and now I'm being pushed about 1490 01:29:28,328 --> 01:29:31,607 by an Acting Lance Corporal. 1491 01:29:31,607 --> 01:29:35,266 Look at the bike. 1492 01:29:39,615 --> 01:29:43,239 - Go on. 1493 01:29:44,344 --> 01:29:49,349 [playful tuba music] 1494 01:29:56,943 --> 01:29:58,220 Here he comes. 1495 01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:01,085 The pride of the Pioneer Corps. 1496 01:30:01,085 --> 01:30:04,329 What's it going to be this time? 1497 01:30:11,682 --> 01:30:13,960 - So, it's kindness to our feathered friends week 1498 01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:15,927 this week, is it, Sir? 1499 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,484 May I remind you that those little creatures 1500 01:30:20,484 --> 01:30:23,348 already do receive a balanced diet. 1501 01:30:23,348 --> 01:30:24,591 Don't want their little crops stuffed up 1502 01:30:24,591 --> 01:30:28,284 with carbo-dehydrates, do we, Sir? 1503 01:30:35,706 --> 01:30:37,155 Right. 1504 01:30:37,155 --> 01:30:38,571 Let's have that litter in the basket then, 1505 01:30:38,571 --> 01:30:41,297 shall we, Sir? 1506 01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:51,929 He dropped it down. 1507 01:30:51,929 --> 01:30:55,380 He'll pick it up. 1508 01:30:55,380 --> 01:30:58,487 Come on, let's have it up. 1509 01:30:58,487 --> 01:31:01,041 Oh, do forgive me, Sir. 1510 01:31:01,041 --> 01:31:05,321 I forgot, you're too old, isn't you? 1511 01:31:07,738 --> 01:31:11,293 I'll do it for you, Sir. 1512 01:31:12,501 --> 01:31:16,263 [chuckling] 1513 01:31:23,719 --> 01:31:28,172 [dramatic music] 1514 01:31:41,288 --> 01:31:45,776 - Of course, you realize I couldn't have done any of that. 1515 01:31:45,776 --> 01:31:49,331 I'm too old. 1516 01:31:50,470 --> 01:31:53,162 - You've done it now, Sir. 1517 01:31:53,162 --> 01:31:55,510 It won't be just a fine for that, you know. 1518 01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,581 That's vandalism, that is. 1519 01:31:57,581 --> 01:31:58,789 I'll have the law on you for that. 1520 01:31:58,789 --> 01:32:02,931 I'll have the police after you. 1521 01:32:02,931 --> 01:32:04,208 Don't forget. 1522 01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:07,107 You're a witness. 1523 01:32:14,149 --> 01:32:15,771 - [George] You know what we've got to do? 1524 01:32:15,771 --> 01:32:17,186 - What's that? 1525 01:32:17,186 --> 01:32:19,361 - I'm afraid we've got to kill him. 1526 01:32:19,361 --> 01:32:20,673 [dramatic music] 1527 01:32:20,673 --> 01:32:21,674 - You're not joking? 1528 01:32:21,674 --> 01:32:22,675 - Nope. 1529 01:32:22,675 --> 01:32:24,090 - Oh, good. 1530 01:32:24,090 --> 01:32:25,747 - You mean you think we should? 1531 01:32:25,747 --> 01:32:27,058 - Oh, yes. 1532 01:32:27,058 --> 01:32:27,956 Of course. 1533 01:32:27,956 --> 01:32:29,060 I've thought so for a long time. 1534 01:32:29,060 --> 01:32:31,546 Sandwich cream? 1535 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:32,788 - I must say. 1536 01:32:32,788 --> 01:32:35,273 You're a bit of a dark horse, Kenneth. 1537 01:32:35,273 --> 01:32:37,241 Nothing personal, but I'd always considered 1538 01:32:37,241 --> 01:32:38,691 you a bit wet. 1539 01:32:38,691 --> 01:32:40,900 [chuckling] 1540 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:44,144 You know, that Jarvis is a bastard. 1541 01:32:44,144 --> 01:32:45,974 Excuse the language. 1542 01:32:45,974 --> 01:32:47,700 Once we've taken care of him, 1543 01:32:47,700 --> 01:32:49,943 we should attend to your little problem. 1544 01:32:49,943 --> 01:32:51,151 - That damn cat. 1545 01:32:51,151 --> 01:32:52,808 - No. 1546 01:32:52,808 --> 01:32:54,776 That damn Mrs. Latimer. 1547 01:32:54,776 --> 01:32:56,605 - Oh, have another sandwich cream. 1548 01:32:56,605 --> 01:33:00,160 - After all, at our age, what have we got to lose? 1549 01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:03,578 That man has gone too far. 1550 01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:07,236 He's made me very, very angry. 1551 01:33:08,341 --> 01:33:10,274 Would you mind giving me a hand? 1552 01:33:10,274 --> 01:33:13,208 - Certainly, old boy. 1553 01:33:14,174 --> 01:33:18,696 - One. Two. Three. 1554 01:33:20,422 --> 01:33:24,219 [chuckling] 1555 01:33:25,807 --> 01:33:28,223 - Vandals, vandals. 1556 01:33:28,223 --> 01:33:29,845 Is nothing sacred? 1557 01:33:33,573 --> 01:33:38,543 [suspenseful music] 1558 01:34:08,643 --> 01:34:11,646 [dramatic music] 1559 01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:14,649 [screaming] 1560 01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:17,548 - George? George? 1561 01:34:17,548 --> 01:34:20,447 - Here, what's going on here? 1562 01:34:20,447 --> 01:34:23,312 - We should have tried my idea. 1563 01:34:23,312 --> 01:34:26,039 - Shut up. 1564 01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:28,732 - After you, Kenneth. 1565 01:34:28,732 --> 01:34:31,424 - No, no. After you, George. 1566 01:34:31,424 --> 01:34:35,877 - Very well. If you insist. 1567 01:34:35,877 --> 01:34:40,709 [upbeat playful music] 1568 01:35:03,145 --> 01:35:07,218 - Now you know what it feels like. 1569 01:35:09,013 --> 01:35:13,846 [upbeat playful music] 1570 01:36:31,337 --> 01:36:35,997 [upbeat ragtime music] 1571 01:37:10,065 --> 01:37:12,861 - Hey, hey you. 1572 01:37:12,861 --> 01:37:14,173 What do you think this is, then? 1573 01:37:14,173 --> 01:37:15,174 Scots mist? 1574 01:37:15,174 --> 01:37:18,867 - Yes, very nice. 1575 01:37:18,867 --> 01:37:20,386 - Right. Right, mate. 1576 01:37:20,386 --> 01:37:23,216 I'll bury you. 1577 01:37:33,537 --> 01:37:35,642 If you think you can flaut law in my park 1578 01:37:35,642 --> 01:37:36,678 and get away with it, mate, 1579 01:37:36,678 --> 01:37:37,886 you've got another thing coming. 1580 01:37:37,886 --> 01:37:39,129 I'll have you, mate. 1581 01:37:39,129 --> 01:37:41,614 Don't go away. 1582 01:37:41,614 --> 01:37:44,237 - Oh. 1583 01:37:45,514 --> 01:37:47,585 The bastard's indestructible. 1584 01:37:47,585 --> 01:37:49,346 - I think I have the solution. 1585 01:37:49,346 --> 01:37:52,073 - He's indestructible, I tell you. 1586 01:37:52,073 --> 01:37:53,522 What are we? 1587 01:37:53,522 --> 01:37:55,110 - I've never really wanted to use this before, 1588 01:37:55,110 --> 01:37:56,767 but I fear we have an emergency. 1589 01:37:56,767 --> 01:37:57,906 - What? 1590 01:37:57,906 --> 01:38:00,667 - Mrs. Latimer's homemade juniper wine. 1591 01:38:00,667 --> 01:38:02,842 - I don't understand. 1592 01:38:02,842 --> 01:38:07,847 - When we've given some to Jarvis, you will. 1593 01:38:08,572 --> 01:38:13,025 [suspenseful music] 1594 01:38:17,029 --> 01:38:20,964 - There we are. 1595 01:38:20,964 --> 01:38:23,552 - Then I'll leave you to administer the potion. 1596 01:38:23,552 --> 01:38:24,484 - Yes, all right. 1597 01:38:24,484 --> 01:38:25,934 Are you sure it will work? 1598 01:38:25,934 --> 01:38:28,178 - Well, I'd hate to tell you what it once did to me. 1599 01:38:28,178 --> 01:38:29,144 - Well, it's worth a try. 1600 01:38:29,144 --> 01:38:32,147 Get on. 1601 01:38:41,225 --> 01:38:45,402 - Yes, well, not bad as a peace offering. 1602 01:38:45,402 --> 01:38:46,748 Mind you, don't imagine for one minute 1603 01:38:46,748 --> 01:38:48,577 that's going to get me to sit down on the job. 1604 01:38:48,577 --> 01:38:50,234 - Oh, I'm sure it won't. 1605 01:38:50,234 --> 01:38:54,204 - You'll still have to mind your P's and Q's, you know. 1606 01:39:00,555 --> 01:39:04,248 - About now, I should think. 1607 01:39:09,909 --> 01:39:14,051 [groaning] 1608 01:39:26,236 --> 01:39:31,103 - Five, four, three, two, one. 1609 01:39:36,971 --> 01:39:39,007 You did fix the wires, didn't you? 1610 01:39:39,007 --> 01:39:40,181 - No, I left that for you. 1611 01:39:40,181 --> 01:39:41,941 After all, you're the explosives expert. 1612 01:39:41,941 --> 01:39:45,289 - Quick, before he finishes. 1613 01:39:45,289 --> 01:39:49,914 [suspenseful music] 1614 01:40:04,688 --> 01:40:09,313 [explosion] 1615 01:40:25,019 --> 01:40:27,193 [chuckling] 1616 01:40:27,193 --> 01:40:28,436 - Well, it was worth it. 1617 01:40:28,436 --> 01:40:30,955 - Oh, yes. I do so agree with you. 1618 01:40:30,955 --> 01:40:32,819 - It's perfect here. 1619 01:40:32,819 --> 01:40:36,513 And we can throw as much paper as we like. 1620 01:40:36,513 --> 01:40:38,860 - Yes, of course. 1621 01:40:38,860 --> 01:40:42,312 [laughing] 1622 01:40:43,554 --> 01:40:45,039 - Right. 1623 01:40:45,039 --> 01:40:46,730 Let's have all that litter up then, shall we? 1624 01:40:46,730 --> 01:40:48,421 Come on, look lively. 1625 01:40:48,421 --> 01:40:50,941 - What makes you think you've got control up here? 1626 01:40:50,941 --> 01:40:52,667 - Impertinence. 1627 01:40:52,667 --> 01:40:56,188 - May I remind you that we are in Heaven? 1628 01:40:56,188 --> 01:40:58,190 - Oh, no. 1629 01:40:58,190 --> 01:41:02,125 You're bloody well not. 1630 01:41:03,022 --> 01:41:05,852 [dramatic music] 1631 01:41:05,852 --> 01:41:06,957 Go on. 1632 01:41:06,957 --> 01:41:09,028 Get that litter up, come on. 1633 01:41:09,028 --> 01:41:13,239 [sobbing] 1634 01:41:23,180 --> 01:41:28,185 [playing "Envy, Greed and Gluttony" by Roy Budd]